Welcome to the third chapter of Bleach Characters' React to Death Battle. And here's my writing partner, Kaizokuoniiorewanaru.

Kaizoku: Hey, what's up, it's ye boi Kaizoku here with another assist in writing.

And I'm grateful for your help. Otherwise I'd have been stuck for a long time.

Kaizoku: Don't sell yourself short, man...

Thanks. Anyways our guest for today.

Kaizoku: Right. Magickazam! *makes the guest appear*

Yuzu: (Appeared and was confused) "What? Where am I?"

Kaizoku: The Guest Floor.

Yuzu: "I... see...?"

We'd like you to do the disclaimer for us.

Yuzu: "R-Right. Okay. These two don't own Bleach or Death Battle. They just own the episodes reactions."

Thank you, Yuzu.

Kaizoku: Okay. Let's begin.

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Chapter 3: Heroine Fight: Rogue VS Wonder Woman

"Everyone ready to start the next match?" Ichigo asked his family.

"Yeah~!" Yuzu answered.

"You seem excited Yuzu," Karin stated.

"It's superheroine~ I think they're the coolest~!" Yuzu stated, hero worship in her eyes.

"I never new Yuzu was a fan of them," Isshin stated.

"Well, let's get it started." Ichigo said as he plays the episode.

Cue: Invader (Jim Johnson)

When the music started play, the logo for Death Battle appeared.

The screen starts showing different female heroines to start the show. Yuzu's eyes were shining even brighter.

"Superheroines," Wiz stated. "Millions have been drawn to these modern myths of comic book lore."

"Or you could, uh, just be drawn to the way they're drawn." Boomstick says, perversion in every word.

Karin and Ichigo facepalmed. "Oh great..." the two grumbled out, hands sliding down their faces. "He's a pervert as well as an idiot..."

"I'm just going to ignore Boomstick," Yuzu stated.

"Like Anna Marie, the Rogue..." Wiz introduced.

"... and Diana Prince the Wonder Woman," Boomstick introduced.

"He's Boomstick and I'm Wizard." Wiz introduces himself and his partner.

"And we're here to watch two chicks duke it out! CATFIGHT!" Boomstick yelled excitedly.

Karin and Ichigo facepalmed, again.

"He's going to be like this the whole show, isn't he...?" Ichigo groans out.

"I'm afraid so..." Karin groans.

Wiz just ignored Boomstick. "It's our jobs to analyze their weapon, armor and skills-"

"And maybe a few other things," Boomstick added, making Karin and Ichigo facepalm for a third time.

"To find out who would win a Death Battle," Win finished.

The doors close and opened again to show Rogue.

"So, rouge is the first to know," Yuzu stated, focusing on what her powers will be.

"She's really into this," Isshin stated, seeing the look on his daughter's face.

"Owen and Priscilla back-to-nature hippie commune in Caldecott County, Mississippi. Here, they gave birth to Anna Marie, who enjoyed the attention of her Aunt Carrie on from her mother's side. The commune's failed attempt to use Native American mysticism to reach the Far Banks resulted in Priscilla's disappearance." Wiz explained.

"That's... One bizarre back story..." Ichigo stated.

"They were probably so high at the time that they didn't notice she was gone." Boomstick predicted.

Karin facepalmed and groans. "He really had to word it like that...?"

"Carrie took over Anna's care and, in her grief at the loss of her sister, was strict and authoritarian guardian. Anna Marie was a rebellious child and her equally poor relationship with her father prompted her to run away from her home as a young teenager. This prompted her nickname 'Rogue'." Wiz continued to explain.

"At some point, Rogue grew close to Cody Robbins. In the heat of the moment, Rogue kissed Cody. For some reason, her latent mutant power emerged, and Cody was left in a coma. Traumatized by the experience, Rogue decided to pack up and leave." Boomstick added.

"Ouch..." Isshin winced. "Got to feel bad for her..."

"Yeah..." the siblings agreed.

PHYSICAL ATTRIBUTES

Height: 5'8"

Weight: 120 lbs.

Eyes: Green

Hair: Brown with a white streak

"Rogue has possessed a variety of different powers over the years. For this duel, in particular, we will use the most well-known version; the original iteration from the comics and television show." Wiz declared.

POWER ABSORPTION

Activated Through Contact

Absorbs Memorie, Talents, Personlities, and Abilities

Temporary Transfer

Can Used Copied Abilities

Can be Lethal with Prolong Contact

"Her deadliest weapon is her own skin," Wiz added. "With just one touch she absorbs a person's memories, talent, personalities and abilities. Weather superhuman or not to use them herself."

After hearing this, Ichigo was conflicted. Rogue was a good person, but if she were to absorb, like say Kenpachi... 'Yeah... I really hope there's no one like that in our world...' Ichigo though, sweating buckets.

"That's such a cool power~" Yuzu stated in awe.

"Too bad it knocks 'em out cold!" Boomstick stated. "And if se holds on long enough, it's game over!"

"Tenacious foes, like Juggernaut, can resist it, but in the end, no one is safe from Rogue's parasitic touch. For every second of contact, Rogue can keep these powers for a full minute. Though sometimes, there's unforeseen side effects." Wiz explained.

"Unforeseen side effects?" the four asked.

"What do you think that means?" Karin asked.

"No idea." Ichigo answered.

MS. MARVEL'S POWERS

Super Strength

Flight at Subsonic Speed

Near-Invulnerability

Enhanced Reflexes

Telepathic Resistance

Seventh Sense

"She held on to Ms. Marvel for so long she absorbed her powers permanently. Now, she's got super strength, speed, and near invulnerability. Not that I blame her, though. I'd be holding on to Ms. Marvel for as long as I could. Plus, when she's unconscious I could..." Boomstick started before being stopped by Wiz.

"SHE Also gained a seventh sense," Wiz added before Boomstick finished, "the ability to subconsciously predict her opponents moves."

"That... is a very useful ability," Ichigo pointed out, wishing he had that.

"I have to agree, would come in handy with sports," Karin agreed.

"Wouldn't that be cheeting though?" Yuzu asked.

"Ah, what they wouldn't know won't hurt them," Isshin waves off.

"But her seventh sense doesn't always seem to work. That or the writers forget about it, cause Rogue gets her ass kicked a lot." Boomstick pointed out.

"For plot convenience..." Wiz grunted.

"Well that's lame of them to do..." Karin flatly stated.

"I think it only works when she's truly in danger, like when she's in a fight for her life," Yuzu theorized.

"That... Is actually probable..." Ichigo stated.

"And damn, she's got a hot ass," Boomstick stated.

"What?" Wiz asked.

"Hey, that counts as a super-power in my book, Wiz," Bookstick told him.

Ichigo and Karin groan. "Of course it is to you, you perverted moron..." both of them muttered out.

"While she's not invincible, she doesn't have any real weaknesses either. She's a classy southern-belle who I'd like to take out to dinner." Boomstick complimented.

"Who can fly, lift buildings, and can kill people just by touching them." Wiz added.

"Never mind!" Boomstick exclaimed.

"Ain't that enough?" Rogue shrugged.

"Man, Boomsticks a wuss," Karin stated. "Find a girl stronger than him and he'll ack out."

"So you would date her?" Isshin asked.

"Maybe," Karin answered.

"Oh, is my girl bi or something~?" he asked smugly.

After one beatdown later, they started the show again.

The doors of Death Battle close after that, signaling the next contestant.

They now see Wonder Woman.

"To the uneducated nerd, Wonder Woman may seem like a cheap clone of Superman." Wiz said.

"With superboobies~!" Boomstick added.

"Goddamn it Boomstick, stop being a lust craze idiot..." Ichigo groans out.

"Who's Superman though?" Isshin asked.

"Not sure," yuzu answered. "Maybe we'll se him soon."

"But in reality, she's a who different story!" Wiz stated with passion. "Created from Earth, born by Gods, trained by ancient warriors-"

"Okay, that's a lot of things given to her," Karin stated.

"Maker of Wonder Bread! Designer of the Wonderbra!" Boomstick continued for Wizard.

"Boomstick, that's not true!" Wiz tried correcting his co-host.

"See, I can do it too, Wiz!" Boomstick declared.

Karin's eyebrow was twitching from Boomstick's stupidity. "I really want to kill him..."

"Get in line Karin..." Ichigo told her, his eyebrow twitching.

"Wonder Woman is the incredibly powerful and near invincible ambassador of Amascura and self-appointed protector of the Earth," Wiz explained.

"And she dresses like a stripper, a patriotic stripper." Boomstick said.

Ichigo's eyebrow was twitching even harder now. "I'm seriously going to kill him..."

"Even I'm getting tired of Boomstick's actions..." Isshin stated flatly,

MASTER COMBATANT

Trained Since Childhood

Skilled at Armed and Unarmed Combat

Prefers Fists Over Blades

The Best of the Amazons

"Diana Prince has been trained by the amazons as master combatant since childhood. She dueled the best of the best for the right to be crowned Wonder Woman." Wiz told.

"Wow," Ichigo said impressed. "She had to do all that?"

Yuzu was starry eyed again. "She's so awesome~!"

Her unearthly powers are divine," Wiz added, "granted by Ancient Greek gods and goddesses."

'Wow, almost like how I was given my powers from Rukia,' Ichigo thought.

POWERS FROM DEMETER

Superhuman Strength

Superhuman Durability [Resists all but blades and bullets]

Magic Resistance

Enhanced Healing Factor

"From Demeter, she received superhuman strength and durability" Wiz declared.

"Wow, that's impressive," Karin state.

"And you know that bitch mailman god with the wingy shoes?" Boomstick asked.

"Hermes?" Wiz and the Kurosaki's asked back.

POWERS FROM HERMES

Flight up to Mach-5 Speed

Superhuman Reflexes [Faster than Superman]

Superhuman Speed [Up to Hyper-Sonic]

"Whatever. He gave Wonder Woman the ability to fly and move at hypersonic speeds." Boomstick said.

OTHER POWERS

Enhanced Sight, Smell, Hearing, Touch, Taste

Multi-Lingual

Increased Wisdom

Superior Agility

Animal Rapport

Other Useless Stuff

"She was given numerous other powers from enhanced senses, animal rapport, and blessings of wisdom and empathy." Wiz listed.

That girl has a lot of powers," Isshin stated.

"You're telling use..." Karin stated dryly.

"Asides from the obvious cannons rested right below her neck, she's got a pretty bizarre mix of weaponry," Boomstick stated.

LASSO OF TRUTH

Forged by Hephaestus

Unbreakable

Infinitely Elastic

Forces Prisoners to tell the truth

"Her Lasso of Truth is a piece of unbreakable string that, well, makes you tell the truth." Boomstick explained as he gives an example.

"What other depraved thoughts must you be thinking?" Diana's mother (Hippolyta) asked a man tied up in the Lasso of Truth.

"God, your daughter's got a nice rack." Said the tied up man (Col. Steve Trevor).

"Hell yeah, she does!" Boomstick proclaimed.

Ichigo facepalmed. "Why must he ruin this...?"

"Although the lasso does sound useful though," Karin admitted.

"That I can agree with," Ichigo stated.

BOOMERANG TIARA

Returns After Each Use

Razor Sharp Edge

Can Cut Through Most Substances

"She uses her tiara as a long range throwing weapon, using its razor sharp edge to slice open her enemies' throats." Wiz said.

"Huh, useful," Karin stated.

"But not very heroic thought," Isshin stated about the throat thing.

BRACLELTS OF SUBMISSION

Indestructible

Formed from the Aegis or Zeus

Blocks Blades, Bullets, Beams and Other Attacks

Can Discharge Lightning

"Wonder Babe here wears the Bracelets of Submission, indestructible steel gauntlets forged from the remains of Zues' legendary Aegis," Boomstick explained. "These baies can block all sorts of attacks."

"Those are really useful," Ichigo stated, think of their uses.

"She has persevered throughout the years, fighting a huge variety of foes, even killing the Greek God of War, Ares." Wiz said.

"Hear that, Kratos? A chick beat you to it!" Boomstick declared.

"Kratos? Who's that?" Yuzu asked.

"No idea," Ichigo answered.

"Maybe he'll show up in the show." Karin stated.

Wonder Woman was seen putting down a woman to the ground and keeping her there with a shield.

"Let's see you smile now." Wonder Woman spat.

"This is going to be awesome~" Karin and Yuzu stated.

Just then the doors closed and opened again.

"Alright the combatants are set!" Wiz stated. "Let's end this debate once and for all!"

"But first, I need some singles for my very own wonder stripper, thanks to GoDaddy," Boomstick stated, and it going to commercial.

"This might be tricky match to pick," Isshin stated.

"Eh. I think I'm good with either one." Karin declared.

"Same," Ichigo agreed.

"I can't think of who will win but I know it'll be amazing~!" Yuzu stated, ready to see the fight.

"Now it's time for a CATFIGHT DEATH BATTLE!!!" Boomstick shouted, ready for the fight.

Just then the doors closed and opened again.

Cue: Rogue's Theme (X-Men Vs Street Fighter)

Rogue is seen flying high in the sky. Unaware to her, the Kurosakis see a jet that is very hard to spot because it's blending with the sky, making Rogue unaware that she's being watched. A silhouette flies out of the jet at sonic speeds and slams into Rogue. Rogue safely lands on the ground in a nearby town. The one who attacked Rogue is none other than Wonder Woman.

FIGHT!

"Let's see who will win~" Yuzu cheered.

"This is gonna be good," Karin stated, smirking and eating popcorn.

They all hear the music change.

Before Rogue could even make her move, Wonder Womn draws her tiara and hurls it at her, slicing Rogue and drawing blood. With Rogue stunned at a split second, Wonder Woman zips behind her and roundhouse kicks with enough force to send Rogue flying across the street. The Amazon catches up to Rogue and kicks her several times in the stomach that's followed by Diana flying behind Anna and elbowing her in the back.

"Oof, that just looks painful..." Isshin stated wincing.

"No kidding," Ichigo stated.

With Rogue stunned again, Wonder Woman gras her with her Lasso of Truth and slams her around the street and some craters are made. Rogue is reeled in like a fish on a line and then gets an uppercut into the sky by the gifted Amazon. Wonder Woman then starts zooming around Rogue, punching her hard every time sh passes her at supersonic speed.

"It doesn't look good for Rogue," Karin stated.

"It's just getting started," Yuzu stated.

"How can you tell?" Ichigo asked.

"Just watch."

Cue: X-Men theme hard rock remix

The punches continued further until Wonder Woman hit the mutant's face. Diana suddenly felt like part of her powers and even part of herself is getting sucked away from her.

"Oh, that's a major slip up on her part," Ichigo stated, seeing where this was going.

"She just gave Rogue the win, didn't she?" Karin asked.

"Afraid so," Isshin stated.

Rogue took advantage of this, removed her glove, and touched the Wonder's bare leg with her gloveless hand and absorbed even more of her powers. Wonder Woman struggled and broke free, but now, Rogue is stronger, faster, and tougher than before. While Wonder Woman is putting effort to remain conscious, Rogue pummels her in the back then elbows her in the neck and then knocks her back with a kick combo.

"Well this turned quickly from one-sided to equal in an instant," Karin stated, getting nods from the others.

Wonder Woman recovers and tries to catch Rogue with her Lasso. The Mutant is ready this time. She catches the rope and hurls Diana to the ground. Rogue appears behind Wonder Woman, and in a split second, Wonder Woman zips behind Rogue and tries to hit her with her tiara. Rogue counters the tiara by hitting it back, propelling it back on Wonder Woman's head, slide kicks her into the air and uppercuts her. Diana stops Rogue by punching her repeatedly at super speed and then try to finish the combo, but it gets blocked by Rogue who sends Wonder Woman into the sky with a backwards flip kick.

"This is getting hard to pick who'll win," Yuzu stated, really getting into this.

"Yeah," Karin agreed.

The fight is getting intense as both female fighters are bouncing back and forth on who gets the upper hand.

Rogue follows but lost sight where the Amazon went. Wonder Woman, out of nowhere, starts speed blitzing Rogue again for a handful of seconds until Rogue blocks one punch and delivers some of her own. The music intensifies as the two are now flying around and blocking each other, trying to gain the advantage. Wonder Woman sends Rogue to the ground with a dive kick. The Kurosakis were tense and nervous. They feel as if this is the final standoff. As the two female warriors glare at each other at ground level, Wonder Woman suddenly dashes forward with a flying kick.

Big mistake.

Rogue ducks under the kick and gains the upper hand as she grabs Wonder Woman.

Rogue: Goodnight, sugar~

Rogue plants her lips on Wonder Woman's and the match is sealed. Wonder Woman collapses to the ground, dead as a doornail. Rouge strikes a victory pose.

KO!

The family blinked a few times, seeing if they saw right. "Di-Did she just kiss her to death?" Ichigo asked, still believing what he saw.

"She did," Isshin answered.

"I-I dudn't see that coming," both sisters stated, blushing.

"Woohoohoo!" Boomstick cheered in joy. "This goes down in history as the best Death Battle ever!"

The Kurosakis sweatdropped after Boomstick stated that. "Of course he'd like that..." both Ichigo and Karin stated flatly.

"Poor Wonder Woman was more than a match for Rogue, but then she touched Rogue's face." Wiz explained.

"Wonder Woman is a trained fighter, so naturally, she would strike her opponent's weakest spots, like the neck, stomach, joints, and, well, the face." Boomstick continued.

"Yeah, her powers are skin touch activated," Ichigo stated, known that it was over from there.

"In the end, her failure was a result of her thorough Amazonian training," Wiz stated.

"I guess that's true," Yuzu agreed.

"And her stripper outfit Her leg was begging to be grabbed there. Though personally, uh, I might have grabbed elsewhere." Boomstick said.

"WILL YOU STOP WITH THE PERVERTED COMMENTS YOU GODDAMN MORON!!!" both Ichigo and Karin shouted in anger.

"Geez, calm down you two," Isshin told them.

"Wonder Woman's powers may be godly, but Rogue's taken similar powers before so there's no reason to say she couldn't here," Wiz explained.

That does make sense," Yuzu agreed. "She just needed to get her powers and she's able to keep up."

"Adding Wonder Woman's strength and speed to Rogue's own power gave her a huge advantage, drastically turning the tide." Wiz continued to explain.

"A few high-flying combos and our favorite X-Girl had Wonder Woman on the ropes." Boomstick declared.

The Kurosakis nodded in agreement.

"And with her combined reflexes, speed and 7th sense, she outmatched Wonder Woman with one fatal kiss," Wiz explained.

"Rogue sure 'Made out' in this fight~!" Boomstick punned, making Ichigo groan, the sisters blush and Isshin just shrug.

"The winner is Rogue," Wiz announced.

"That was amazing~!" Yuzu stated, joy in her face.

"I have to agree," Karin agreed.

"Let's see if the next one will be good," Isshin stated.

"Next time on Death Battle." Boomstick announced.

The music is 8-bit and what they see is a field with strange floating blocks with question marks on them. A red, mushroom shaped creature with legs, angry eyes, and a mouth enter the field. Shortly after, a four-legged turtle also enters.

FIGHT!

"... Is that really going to be the next episode...?" Karin asked incredulously, sweatdropping.

"I think it is..." Ichigo answered, same as his sisted.

"Well it can't be that bad," Yuzu stated.

"Only one way to find out!" Isshin shouted and taking the remote.

To be continued

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And that's the chapter.

Kaizoku: Yep.

Yuzu: "So, what now?"

Well we need to finish up.

Kaizoku: Indeed we do.

Yuzu: "I hope I can come back soon~"

We'll see, anyways, we hope you all enjoyed this and see you next chapter.

Kaizoku: Alright. Now for the proper sendoff. Your sendoff, that is.

Right, well, we'll see you all next time.

Yuzu: "(Waves) Have a good day~!"

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