Hello everyone. We're back for the next chapter of Beach Characters' React to Death Battle.

Kaizoku: Alright. Let's get this started.

Karin: (Was behind them) "Aren't you two forgetting something...?"

Ah, right, can't start it just yet.

Kaizoku: Do you do this for all your fanfictions?

Yeah, it's not that strange, a loth of Fanfiction Writes do this.

Karin: "True."

Kaizoku: ...Do they?

(Me and Karin nod)

Kaizoku: ...Alright. Name one person I've heard of who does that. BESIDES you.

Uh, I don't know anyone you know, you know...

Karin: "Can you talk about this later...? This is getting way to long..."

Right. Let's get started, like I said.

Karin: "These two don't own Bleach or Death Battle. They're just doing this for fun."

Kaizoku: C'mon, let's go!

Right, everyone, enjoy.

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Chapter 2: Akuma VS Shang Tsung

Ichigo had just put in the next dvd for the second episode and was heading back to the couch. When he got up, he was blindsided by a flying kick from his father, Isshin Kurosaki. "You let your guard down boy~!"

"AGH!" Ichigo grunted in pain. "What the hell was THAT for, pops!?"

"You dropped your guard and I too advantage of that!" he shouted, pointing at him dramatically. "You were lax and-" he didn't get a chance to finish. Because he got punched in the face.

"Will you stop it old man!" he barked at him. "I want to watch this show we got in peace with Yuzu and Karin!"

"A show? What show would that be?" Isshin asked.

Ichigo looks to Yuzu and Karin. "Do we want to tell him?"

"Well, we can't hide it from him forever. Better now than later." Karin shrugged.

"CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT'S GOING ON!?" Issin demanded.

(One explanation later)

"So this is what you were watching?" Isshin asked as he holds the DEATH BATTLE box.

The three siblings nod. "It is," Ichigo stated.

"You didn't tell me about it earlier because why?" Isshin raised another question.

"You weren't home, that good enough?" Karin asked.

"...Yeah, okay." Isshin admitted.

Yuzu came back with snacks. "Do you want to join us?"

"You bet I do~!" Isshin answered.

"I'm already regretting this..." Karin and Ichigo stated together.

"Oh hush you two, it could be fun," Yuzu said.

And so they go to the second episode of the day.

Cue: Invader (Jim Johnson)

When the music started play, the logo for Death Battle appeared.

"Street Fight. Mortal Kombat. Kings of the Fighting Genre," Wiz told the watchers. "And every good fighter needs awesome villains."

"Awesome villains, huh?" Ichigo muttered to himself.

"Like Akuma, the ultimate badass with martial arts." Boomstick excitedly said.

"And Shang Tsung, the sorceror vanguard of doom." Wiz introduced.

"He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick"

"And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle." Wizard finished the opening.

"Uh, was Shang Tsung an old man but then showed him younger?" Karin asked.

"They'll tell us when we get to him," Isshin waves off.

The doors close and opened again to show Akuma.

"Akuma. Master of the fist, known as Goki in Japan," Wiz started explaining, "he is a living weapon ten times stronger than nearly every other Street Fighter."

"He does look intimidating," Yuzu added, getting a bit scared of the man.

"Plus, he looks freaking awesome. I want me some red glowing eyes." Boomstick declared.

Ichigo and Karin deadpanned. "Really Boomstick...?"

"Is it always like this wit him?" Isshin asked, getting nods from his kids.

"Akuma has dozens of powerful special attacks, including the Gou Hadoken, a powerful blast with precision control."

GOU HADOKEN

Total Control

Can Fire Multiple at Once

Shinku-Hadoken

Can be Charged

Usable in Midair [Zanku Hadoken]

"He can even use the all might Shinku-Hadoken, which is basically a giant fireball of death," Wiz added.

"Man, if I ever throw a Hadoken in real life, I'm gonna die happy." Boomstick said.

SPECIAL MOVES AND ATTACKS

Gou Shoryuken "Dragon Fist"

"Air Slashing" Hurricane Kick

Teleport

Hyakki Shuu "Demon Flip

"Akuma also uses the Shoryuken uppercut, a teleporting ability, a swift multi-hurricane kick, and the Hyakki Shuu, AKA the Demon Flip." Wiz listed.

Karin whistled at that list. "He maybe a villain, but he has one hell of a list of cool moves."

"I have to agree with you on that," Ichigo agreed.

"Also, Akuma's got tons of different super arts, but two really stick out, first there's the Kan-go- Kuku-rista- How do you say it?" Boomstick started then asked Wiz.

SUPER ARTS

Shinku-Hadoken

Kohgo Kokurestu Zan

"Kohgo Kokurestu Zan," all four said perfectly.

"No idea." Wiz answered Boomstick.

"I feel like he said that, so he didn't need to explain it..." Ichigo stated, sweatdropping, the others nodded.

"Well, I'm pretty sure that's Japaness for fuck you up," Boomstick stated, "because basically Akuma punches the ground and things explode."

They see Akuma use it and sent his opponent flying, winning.

"Geez, that looks strong," Karin stated.

"He shattered a whole friggin island just by punching it. Holy shit!" Boomstick exclaimed in awe.

"A whole island!?" both sisters asked in shock.

'I feel like Kenpachi would love to fight him...' Ichigo though.

"But that's not the only weapon up his non-existent sleeve," Wiz added.

"It's not...?" the four asked in shock.

They see Akuma slide to his opponent, the screen going black, purple flames appearing, then tit showed Akuma standing over his defeated opponent.

Shun Goku Satsu "The Raging Demon"

Literally Translates to "Instant Hell Murder"

The Kurosakis were in total shock.

"The Shun Goku Satsu. Also known as the Raging Demon literally translates to Instant Hell Murder." Wizard told

"Man, I'm totally gonna name my first kid that." Boomstick declared.

"I-Ichigo, I'm scared..." Yuzu stated, fear on her face from the attack.

"I-I'm hear Yuzu," he tries to comfort her.

"The Raging Demon at full power is fatal," Boomstick added. "This guy's a freaking onslaught of pain."

"I believe them..." Isshin stated, shuddering.

"That's right, Boomstick. Akuma lives for one thing and one thing only: Fighting. He travels the world day and night searching for worthy opponents. He's an unstoppable human holocaust, lowing only once to his brother Gouken. But after a brutal rematch..." Wiz trailed off before showing a picture of what happened after the match.

The Kurosakis look shocked at what they see on the screen. They see Gouken's bloody corpse laying against a wall, with Akuma's symbol painted on that same wall with Gouken's blood. They all looked shocked that he would do that to his own family.

"Oh hey look, he can finger paint." Boomstick joked.

"THAT'S NOT FUNNY YOU NUT CASE!!!???" they all shouted, angry that he would joke about that.

"It was rumored that Akuma sacrificed his soul to a demon in exchange for the strength to defeat Gouken," Wiz explained.

"H-He would do that just to get more power?" Yuzu asked, fear for the monster of a man growing.

"But this has been declared Non-Canon," Wiz added making the family sigh in relief.

"Thank the gods above, I would still hate to face him," Isshin stated.

"Akuma's got one major problem, though. His stamina is absolutely pathetic. He can dish out the pain, but he sure can't take it." Boomstick insulted.

"It's crucial for Akuma to have total control over the fight. He takes an extremely offensive approach. Always moving, always attacking." Wiz explained.

'Well at least he has a weakness..." Ichigo thanked in his head.

"Yeah, screw defense," Boomstick cheered. "Give me me ways to hurt people."

"Of course Boomstick would like sort of thing..." Karin stated flatly.

"I am Akuma. and I will teach you the meaning of pain!" Akuma declared as he stomps the ground, making it shake.

They all shivered when they heard him.

The doors of Death Battle close after that, signaling the next contestant.

They now go to Shang Tsung.

(Cue the Soul Chamber (Classic) from MK9)

"Shang Tsung is the cunning sorceror from Outworld and scheming pawn of Shao Khan. He's extremely adept in magic and a well rounded fighter." Wiz explained.

"This guy can shoot flaming skulls, which is totally awesome, but where the heck does he keep them?" Boomstick asked.

FLAMING SKULLS

Can Attack in Rounds of One, Two, or Three

Fire Damage

Swift and Deadly

Unlimited Supply of Human Scalps

"I just hop those are just magic and not real human skulls," Yuzu said, shivering.

HOT ESCAPE

Teleport Ability

Extremely Fast

Wide Range

Burns Victims when Appearing Close Enough

Sucker Punch! (This got a laugh out of the Kurosakis)

"Tsung can teleport around the battlefield with a special move called Hot Escape." Wiz explained.

"Wah! Sucker punch, bitch!" Boomstick exclaimed.

"That does sound really cool to have," Isshin stated. "Very useful to get around."

MORPHING

Can Change into Anyone he Knows

Copies Abilities and Stats of Subject

Enable Hundreds of New Strategies

"He can morph into whoever he wants giving him tons of different skill sets," Wiz added. "It's like fighting a hundred different foes combined into one."

"He sounds like a pain in the ass to fight..." Karin stated flatly.

"It'd also make him very dangerous once he gets to know us. He could disguise as any one of us and kill us if he wanted to..." Yuzu pointed out.

"Sense when are you the downer Yuzu?" Isshin asked. He the pointed to Ichigo and Karin. "That's their job."

"HEY!" both siblings shout indignity.

"Man, I wish I could morph into anybody I wanted," Boomstick stated. "I could have some fun with that."

"... Why do I feel like punching him...?" Karin asked no one in particular.

STRAIGHT SWORD

About Three Feet Long

Secretly Hidden

Of Unknown Make

Prefers Fists and Magic Over Swordplay

"He also has a razor shar Straight Sword, though he usually keeps it hidden for surprise attacks." Boomstick said.

"Shang Tsung possesses on other strange but useful ability," Wiz stated, getting the family's attention. "Long ago, when he was caught cheating in the Mortal Kombat tournament, he was cursed by the Elder Gods to rapidly age until an untimely death. The only way to prevent this fat would be to absorb the souls of his victims."

"Wait, WHAT!?" they all shouted in shock. "Take people's souls!?"

SOUL TEAL

Sustains Youth

Restores Energy and Health

Gains Opponent's Memories and Skills

Uses Skills for Morphs

"He can literally eat your soul. Your soul! Not only can this heal him, but he also gets the memories from the souls he devoured." Boomstick told.

"This helps him copy the movesets of other fighters as he morphs." Wiz added.

Ichigo was pale as a ghost. 'If he got into the Soul Society...' he though, not wanting to imagion what would happen.

"So really, his curse became his deadliest weapon," Boomstick stated, and then sarcastically added, "good punishment there gods."

"Yeah, that won't come back to bite your ass..." Karin added sarcastically.

"Shang Tsung has lived and fought for over a thousand years. His sorcerory, powers, and brutal fatalities are rivaled by few, and he's claimed the title of grand champion of Mortal Kombat several times. Almost bringing about the winning streak necessary to allow Shao Kahn to invade Earthrealm, key word being 'almost'." Wiz said.

"Yeah, unfortunately for Shang Tsung, he pretty much sucks at actually accomplishing his goal," Boomstick stated. "He's super powerful, but like most villains, he can never get around some goody two-shoes standing in the way of global takeover."

"That's good to know," Yuzu said, releasing a sigh of relief.

"His only notable victories have required treachery and deceit. But keep in mind, Tsung's not fighting any ordinary meat-heads. He's fighting demons, sorcerors, and gods, and even in defeat, he somehow keeps coming back, more lethal than ever." Wiz said.

"You. Will. Die!" Shang Tsung declared, pointing his finger at his opponent.

Just then the doors closed and opened again.

"Alright the combatants are set but before we end this debate, I need some cash to buy more rats for genetic testing," Wiz stated.

"What?" Boomstick and the Kurosakis asked.

"From Gamrfly," Wiz added, and it going to commercial.

Ichigo looked to his family and ask, "So... which of these two are you voting for...?"

"Who's the lesser of two evils?" Karin asked.

"I'd say Akuma. He only wants to fight and kill, and Shang Tsung lives longer the more souls he eats." Yuzu said.

"I'm going with Yuzu," Karin agreed.

"I'll have to go with Shang Tsung because of his trickery," Isshin stated.

"I'm with Yuzu and Karin." Ichigo declared.

After they all picked, the add was over.

"Oh, wait, a DEATH BATTLE!!!" Boomstick called out.

Just then the doors closed and opened again.

Akuma is seen walking onto the stage that appears to be in a temple high above the clouds. Once he reaches the center, he quickly jumps away from Shang Tsung entering the temple with his Hot Escape. Akuma makes some distance and gets into a stance for the fight.

FIGHT!

Shang Tsung fires a flaming skull, which Akuma jumps over to dodge it.

"Oh, that's going to suck for Shang Tsung," Ichigo stated.

"Akuma's going to take advantage of that slipup," Karin stated.

Akuma shoots two Hadokens at Tsung which he blocks. With the sorceror distracted, Akuma attacks him with the Demon Flip and then combos him with a hurricane kick followed by Akuma using a Shoryuken to knock Shang into the air. While in the air, Akuma combos him again and finishes the combo with a Shinku-Hadoken and now Shang is on the ground.

"Guess this is it," Yuzu said.

"I wouldn't be t sure about that," Isshin stated.

Akuma walked over to finish off Shang Tsung, but Shang Tsung transformed into a yellow ninja (Scropion) making Akuma stop.

"What the hell is he doing!?" Karin shouted.

"It think he's wondering if the new form Shang Tsung transformed into will be a worthy fight," Ichigo theories, shocked at Akuma's actions.

Shang recovers and takes the advantage by throwing a rope dart at Akuma, which blood is drawn, and pulls Akuma towards him. Now Shang Tsung takes his turn uppercutting Akuma into the air.

Man (Dan Forden): TOASTY!

"... Does anyone else think that's a joke that we don't know about...?" Ichigo asked getting nods from his sister and father.

"Still was out of nowhere throught..." Karin stated

Shang Tsung then turned back to normal and summoned fire skulls from the ground making Akuma come back to him, damaging him.

Akuma gets behind Shang and throws him across the arena. He uses his teleport to get behind Tsung and kicks him, which Shang blocks. Akuma then tries to hit him with a hadoken, but Shang uses Hot Escape to get behind him and slashed him with his Straight Sword.

"Damn, this is close," Karin stated

Just then Shang grabbed Akuma and started to drain his soul from him, healing himself and damaging Akuma.

"Damn that skill is dangerous..." Isshin stated.

Akuma breaks the grip with a hurricane kick and then uses the Kongo Kokuretsu Zan and Shang is sent back hard by the shock wave. He then teleports to Shang Tsung area of fall and landed a few more hits on him. He then threw him back but Shang laned. He then started to morph again.

"I have a bad feeling about this..." Yuzu stated.

"You and me both," Karin agreed.

Shang morphs into Akuma, indicating he absorbed enough of Akuma's soul to gain his skills. The music then got intense, meaning that that this was the final clash.

"This is intense..." Ichigo stated, getting nods from the others.

"The final stretch of the fight," Isshin added.

Both Akumas jump into the air and start punching and kicking one another. Both seemed evenly matched, and the Kurosakis got closer to the screen to see the action better.

The fake Akuma knocks the real one into the ground. As the fake one prepares to use his Kongo Kokuretsu Zan, suddenly, the real Akuma leaps back to his feet and unleashes the Raging Demon on Shang Tsun who didn't have the time to slam his fist to the ground. After the move ended, Akuma has his back turned again with his familiar symbol glowing on his back while the fake Akuma, who's laying on the ground, dead, morphs back into Shang Tsung while all the souls escaped his body and floated to who knows where.

KO!

The Kurosakis let out a breath that they didn't know they were holding.

"That... Was the most epic thing I've ever seen," Karin stated.

"Ah man, that was way to close," Boomstick stated.

"No kidding Boomstick," Wiz (and the Kurosakis) agreed. "Akuma's raw power and speed pressed a distinct advantage early on, but Shang's own cleverness and wide array of skills quickly even the odds."

"It looked like Akuma had the whole thing wrapped up, but Tsung's morphing skills saved his ass." Boomstick said.

"Akuma's pride for battle almost cost his life, as he stopped to see if his new face was worth a challenge." Wiz added.

"I thought so," Ichigo stated.

"After switching up strategies, Tsung managed to steal enough of Akuma's soul for some extra health and new abilities." Boomstick also added.

"But it wasn't enough. In the end, Akuma's skills as a fighter proved unmatched." Wiz declared.

"I guess that's true," Isshin stated.

"I mean Tsung loses to Lue Kang all the time and compared to Akuma, Lue Kang is the nicest guy in the world," Boostick stated, showing Lue Kang and put a slimely face sticker on him, making the family chuckle. "There was no way he could take Akuma's constant punishment."

"Yeah, trickery is good and all, but It can't help all the time," Karin stated.

"As Tsung isn't used to winning on his own, he wasn't perfect on delivering the final blow, leaving him wide open for the experienced Akuma to unleash his ultimate weapon." Wiz continued his explanation.

"THE RAGING DEMON OF INSTANT HELL MURDER AWESOMENESS!!!" Boomstick shouted.

"Geez he likes that move a lot," Karin stated flatly.

"And so Shang Tsung fell once again," Wiz stated, "releasing his devoured souls... again."

"Looks like Tsung was all 'Soul'ed out~!" Boomstick punned, making Ichigo and Karin groan, Yuzu giggle and Isshan laugh. "Hahha! Get it Wiz?"

"The winner is Akuma," Wiz announced.

"That was really good," Isshin stated

"It's not over yet," Karin stated.

"What do you mean?" he asked.

"Next time on Death Battle." Boomstick announced.

The music was composed of an angelic choir along with brass instruments. The contestant was another female combatant wearing a skin tight outfit that's red and blue with stars on them as well as wearing metal bracelets on her wrists and wearing a golden tiara on her head. She sports long black hair that flows past her shoulders. Her stern face is beautiful to the male eye and she also has soul piercing blue eyes. The Kurosakis then heard a voice.

Unknown: Goodnight, sugar~

Yuzu had stars in her eyes. "I think the next match in herones~!" she stated in excitement.

"Guess we're starting the next one now," Isshin stated.

"Guess so," Ichigo stated, getting the next episode started.

To be continued

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And that's the chapter.

Karin: "That was fast."

Kaizoku: What do you expect it to be?

Karin: "I don't know."

I do need to say something though, it's for people on fanfiction, we will not be skipping any episode, and we will not be stopping any time soon. I hate it when a DB rect story does it, so I'm not. And the only episode we're skipping is Justin Bieber VS Rebecca Black, that joke episode. Sorry about that you two.

Kaizoku: Um, I didn't see any fanfictions that skipped any Death Battle episode... But there is one question that remains: Are we modifying any episodes?

Karin: "I'd like to know that as well."

No, I'm keeping it to the episodes. I did get asked to make a Bleach React to the Bleach Multiverse though. You want to try it man?

Kaizoku: Eh. I don't know. I've got my own stuff to deal with as it is...

Karin: "Put the idea on the back burner then for now."

Good enough for me, we'll come back to it later. Right now, let's end this chapter.

Kaizoku: Yeah? Yeah... *tut* Okay. *leaves* PEACE!!

That was bizarre, but anyways, see you next chapter.

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