Welcome back everyone to chapter ten of Bleach Characters' React to Death Battle. With me is my friend and co-author/writer, Kaizokuoniiorewanaru.

Kaizoku: Hi.

Hey, did you see that the first episode of Death Battle was taken down?

Kaizoku: Wait, seriously? Why?

Oh, never mind, they brought it back. Now I wish they'd be allowed the Beerus VS. Galaxia fight back...

Kaizoku: Before we get to it, you mean to add.

Yeah, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it. So, did you bring in today's guest?

Kaizoku: I've brought Yasutora Sado. AKA The mothaflippin CHAAAD!

Chad: "Hi. I'm pleased to be here."

Kaizoku: He is pleased~!

Chad: "I hope you've had a good day today."

Kaizoku: Mothaflippin Chad sharing the positive vibe!

Do you really need to act like this...?

Kaizoku: I'm making a reference...

I've never heard that reference.

Kaizoku: Bleach S Abridged by Project Mouthwash. Yes, that's an actual YouTube Channel name.

You know I don't like abridge series, right...? The only one I can stand is Undertale one, sense I see it as an AU and not a bad rip-off of the actual show...

Kaizoku: Why don't you like them?

Like I said, I see them as a mockery of the actual series, only bad jokes and other demining commentary for the show. ... Although, them using the "Real F***ing Vampire" line during the Dio vs Alucard fight did seem to fit Alucard... just done right. I didn't even realize it was a line from it, until it was explained in the best moments in Death Battle.

Kaizoku: I see them as funnier and realistic versions. It's stuff that isn't meant to be taken seriously.

Still not a fan of it.

Chad: "Uh... Should I do the disclaimer...?"

Kaizoku: Yeah, go ahead.

Chad: (Nods) "These two... don't own any of the series."

Kaizoku: ... And?

Chad: "And what?"

Kaizoku: What about the series you're from? And Death Battle itself?

Chad: "I just said you don't own any of that."

Kaizoku: ... Well, okay then. If you'll excuse us, we'll be having a chat about Abridged series. Enjoy the episode.

(Groans and pinch the bridge of my nose) Please enjoy the chapter...

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Chapter 10: A Cat Fight; Felicia VS. Taokaka

Ichigo went to hit play, his two classmates were going to be annoying about this, he just knew it.

(Cue: Invader by Jim Johnston)

"Catfight!" Boomstick shouted in joy.

"It literally is, Boomstick. Not only do we have two ferocious females in the ring today, but they're also, well, cats." Wiz specified.

'I wonder if Yoruichi would be interested in this episode...' Ichigo thought.

"Felicia, the popstar demon cat chick lady," Boomstick introduced the blue hair cat girl.

Ichigo turned away from the image while Chizuru and Keigo drooled.

"And Taokaka, BlazBlue's speedy vigilante," Wiz introduced the hoody wearing cat girl.

"Ooh, a vigilante...?" Orihime observed.

"It seems so," Ichigo stated.

"He's Wiz and I'm Boomstick." Boomstick declared.

"And it's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills to find out who would win a Death Battle." Wiz said.

The first contestant is the large blue haired woman whose completely naked but has some white fur to cover her private areas and has cat ears and a tail, she also has paws covering her feet and hands, and also has sharp pink claws on both.

Felicia

(Cues: Felicia's Theme - Marvel vs Capcom 3)

"As a catwoman, Felicia faced discrimination all her life. She was raised by a nun and became a successful pop-star, a passion that would ultimately lead her on a quest to bring humans and cat-people together to make children happy." Wiz explained Felicia's story.

"Besides her lack of clothing, I can respect her for that," Ichigo stated.

"What the hell? I thought we were talking about a deadly demon warrior and... is she naked?!" Boomstick brought up.

"He better not go further than that..." Rukia growled.

"You just jinxed it..." Ichigo, Karin and Tatsuki stated with deadpan looks.

"Yes," Wiz stated drily.

"But, she's a cat," Boomstck pointed out.

"Yes..." Wiz stated, not liking where this might be going.

"Hmmm... do you think it'd be wrong to-"

"YES." Wiz interrupted.

"Thank you, Wiz! We don't want to hear Boomstick making another sexual innuendo." Karin said while throwing her arms in the air.

"Agreed." Rukia added.

"How do these two actually work together...?" Ichigo asked no one in particular.

BACKGROUND

Hightt: 5'6"

Weight: 128 lbs.

Raised as a Nun

Happy-Go-Lucky Attitude

Superhuman Strength, Speed, &Endurance

Cat-Sense

"Felicia is a Darkstalker," Wiz continued, "a creature of the night, and naturally possesses supernatural strength, speed, and agility. She can also use her unique cat senses to sniff out enemies from extreme distances."

'I wonder if Yoruichi would be able to combine her cat and Soul Reaper form in order to increase her strength, speed, and agility as well as heighten her senses...' Rukia thought.

Unknow to them, said woman in cat form was watch through a window. 'Interesting~' she thought.

COMBAT

Long, Pink Claws

Strong Tail

Speed-Based Combat

High-Damaging Grapples

Can Charge Energy at Will

Natural Athlete

"She can tear into her foes with the sharp claws restin' in her big-ass paws, each several inches long and capable of tearing through all kinds of armor," Boomstick explained.

"To top it off her tail is extremely strong, able to lift her entire body on its own." Wiz explained the strength of Felicia's tail, showing an example of one of Felicia's attacks.

"That is actually impressive," Tatsuki stated.

SPECIAL MOVES

Rolling Smash

Delta Kick/Cat Spike

Hell Cat Grapple

Rolling Buckler Links to Various Attacks

(Cues: Night Warriors Darkstalker's Revenge: The Animated Series - Intro Theme *Instrumental*)

"She's undeniably one of the faster Darkstalkers, and can get around the battlefield with her unpredictable Rolling Smash, Delta Kicks and Rolling Buckler." Wiz listed her other attacks.

"Huh... very nimble..." Rukia stated.

Just then everyone covered their ears from what was happening, Boomstick singing.

"Felicia, she can really move- Felicia, she's got an attitu-ude-" Boomstick butchered, not sung, butchered.

"GAH! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP! MAKE IT STOP!" Chizuru and Keigo shouted, crying tears of pain from this torture.

"Dear god, he's terrible!" Uryu shouted, he glasses almost creaking.

Ichigo was coving his sisters' ears to protect their hear, taking the sound full blast.

'This is worse than any torture Mayuri could think of!' Rukia shouted in her mind

Chad had a slight wince at this. Mizuiro's clam face masked creaked a bit from hearing this. Midori covered her ears with pillows. Tatsuki was this close to breaking the tv.

Orihime didn't seem to be all that effected.

They thought they heard a cat meowing in pain.

"Yes Boomstick, we get it, she's like Sonic!" Wiz shouted, stopping his partner's horrendous singing.

SAND SPLASH

Short Range

Low to Middle Height

Also Called Litterbox Kick

"Anyway, as a Darkstalker, Felicia has a natural affinity for magic, able to use it in the form of her only ranged attack: kicking sand." Wiz explained Felicia's limited magical potential.

"Really...?" Karin deadpanned.

"Well if she was raised by a nun, she'd be against fighting," Yuzu stated. "So she wouldn't be all that good with her magic."

"At least she's litterbox trained." Boomstick remarked.

"THAT'S RACIST!" Orihime (and Yoruichi through the window) shouted.

Everyone turned to look at the girl. "... I think that's the first I'm I've seen you outraged," Ichigo stated, surprised.

"I don't know what came over me there..." Orihime nervously giggled. "I just felt like I needed to say it..."

Everyone just turned back to the show.

"As she was raised by a nun, even becoming one herself, she has little to no combat training, preferring to focus on her singing career and running an orphanage," Wiz explained. "As such, she relies on her lethal feral instincts in a fight."

"Can't really blame her for that." Tatsuki shrugged.

"How so?" Midori asked her.

"Taking care of orphans and being a pop-star to make people happy seems like a good cause for Felicia to have, but she doesn't really have time to train her skills." Tatsuki answered.

"That can really hinder her in a fight like this," Rukia stated. "Thought I do admire her actions."

"But these same instincts also lead her easily distracted by ferocious enemies like butterflies, rolling balls of yarn and paper that crinkles." Boomstick notified her weaknesses, the third weakness accompanied by crinkling paper.

Half of the watchers deadpanned at this comment. "He can not be serious..." Ichigo stated dryly.

"The other Darkstalkers consider Felicia to be one of the weakest of their kind, but with the help of her friends, she somehow manages to hold her own against demon lords, spell casters and all-powerful aliens." Wiz stated, showing some of Felicia's adversaries.

"But she can't get outside help, right?" Midori asked the others.

"Right..." Karin nodded.

"So... she's at a disadvantage sense she can't uses outside help," Midori stated, getting nods.

"That's one cat you don't want to cross," Boomstick stated.

"I could sure use a catnap..." Felicia groaned before changing into an actual cat.

"... Wait, she can do that? That wasn't in the analysis..." Karin pointed out.

"This is the first season, I feel like they made quite a few mistakes at the start," Ichigo stated flatly at his sister. "And do you think that form will be any help in a battle to the death? ... I cannot believe I just said that."

"I... I don't think so... I guess it wasn't worth mentioning..." Karin hummed.

The next fighter appeared, and they looked like a girl in a cat hoody, her face hidden behind ether a mask or shadows, her red eyes and sharp teeth showing through.

(Cue: Catus Carnival by Daisuke Ishiwatari)

TAOKAKA

"That chick wearing a cat hoodie?" Boomstick asked, sounding confused.

"No, that's a special cloak to fit her Kaka body." Wiz answered.

"Her what body?"

"Explain, please." Ichigo "pleaded".

"Taokaka is a vigilante of the Kaka tribe, a catlike people descended from genetically engineered living weapons," Wiz explained.

"Wait, wait, wait, she's a living weapon?" Uryu asked in disbelief.

"That would mean that she was man-made... right...?" Rukia guessed.

"They said she was descended from some sort of living weapon," Karin corrected. "So she is, I guess it's in between."

'Captain Kurotsuchi would no doubt be interested in that... Ugh...' Rukia felt a shiver down her spine.

Everyone who thought that shivered as well.

BACKGROUND

Height: 5'5"

Weight: 9 lbs

Descended from Genetically Engineered Weapons

Gaurdain and Vigilantte

Increadibly Stupid

"She is the guardian of the Kaka, implying that she is the best fighter of the group," Wiz finished.

"While she may be a good fighter, she's one dumb cat." Boomstick told.

"And why would you say that?" Orihime asked.

"Unfortunately, Tao has an incredibly severe case of ADHD. While she hunts bounties with the intent of improving her fighting skill and bringing money to her family, she often winds up completely forgetting about her mission at the worst of times, often even befriending her would-be targets." Wiz answered.

Everyone turned to look at Orihime, making said girl puff her cheeks in annoyance. "I'm not that bad..."

"Still..." Keigo huffed.

Orihime pulled a frying pan from somewhere, her smile way to sweet. "Still what...?" she asked.

Keigo flinches.

"I suggest you quit while your ahead," Uryu stated.

"I'm ahead of you there..." Keigo punned without meaning to.

COMBAT

A Total of 12mRetractable Razor-Sharp Blades

Speed-Based Combos

Expert Air Control

'Dancing Edge' Drive is Extremely Fast

"She has twelve retractable dual-edged blades on her hands and feet," Boomstick explained. "While they're not very long, they can transform from basic claws to hook-scythes and saw-blades. Damn, I don't even want to think what those things would do to my couch."

"They would probably shred it to pieces..." Chad pointed out.

"Ya think...?" Isshin asked flatly.

"Tao's genes allow her to instinctively access and utilize Seithr: a raw, powerful energy seething through the air," Wiz explained.

SEITHR

Uses Instinctively

Uses for Special Attacks

3 Powerful, Fast Distortion Drives

Astral Heat

Limited Amount Available

"Tao can use Seithr to empower and transform her claws, as well as to execute incredibly vicious attacks," Wiz continued. "However, there is only so much Seithr in a given space, and once she runs out, Tao will lose many of her deadliest attributes."

"Something tells me that is total bull." Karin pointed out.

"What makes you say that?" Isshin asked his daughter.

"Just... something. Maybe a later episode." Karin shrugged.

"I can see that..." Ichigo agreed.

"Also, apparently Tao likes to carry around a lot of random shit," Boomstick stated, "which she then uses as projectiles during a fight: bowling balls, apple cores, pillo-- a pillow!? Really!?"

Everyone saw a clip of Tao fighting a giant red man, and throwing said items, INCULDING the pillow. Everyone deadpanned at this.

"You can't be serious..." Uryu sighed.

"Yep... She used a pillow... to fight..." Isshin stated. Even he wouldn't use something like that to fight Ichigo.

"Jeez... this girl is an idiot..." Tatsuki stated.

"She's the fastest of the BlazBlue cast, darting around the arena with incredibly fast combos," Wiz explained. "However, she's also the weakest stamina-wise and doesn't have very many defensive options."

"She'll have to try and attack Felicia as fast as she could before her stamina runs out." Ichigo analyzed.

"So this is going to be a battle of speed to see who gets the final blow," Rukia stated.

"But, if you want to kick her ass, you gotta catch her first!" Boomstick stated.

"Aah! It's the boobie lady!" Taokaka shouted, talking to a black-haired ponytailed woman, in and very scantily-clad dress.

"Oh my god, can NONE of the women we see in this show PUT THEIR CLOTHES ON!?" Ichigo shouted. Keigo was about to say something, but Ichigo interrupts with: "Not. Counting. Rogue."

"Not all of us mortal being are prudes like you," Chizuru stated flatly.

"Shut up..." Ichigo hissed.

"Touched a nerve I see..." she stated flatly.

Ichigo just grumbled in irritation.

"Alright, the combatants are set," Wiz stated, "let's end this debate once and for all!"

"After the thing people bitch about in the comments!" Boomstick stated.

While the advertisement for HostGator was going on, the watchers were deciding on who would win.

"We pick Taokaka!" Keigo and Chizuru shouted, surprising the lot.

"You're noting going for Felicia?" Tatsuki asking in shock.

"She's hot, but Tao is more relatable," Keigo stated while Chizuru nodded in agreement.

"True..." Ichigo admitted.

"You mean dumb like the two of you," Tatsuki shot back at the two.

"Ouch..." Karin huffed.

"OI!" the two shouted at the tomboy.

Ichigo was trying to hold back his laughter at Tatsuki's roast. "Well, uh..." Ichigo hummed before clearing his throat. "What about you guys?" He asked the others.

"I'm going with Toa as well, but unlike those two, I'm going with her because she knows how to fight," Tatsuki remarked.

"Yeah, same here, actually." Ichigo hummed.

"I think I'll go with Felicia," Mizuiro stated. "She may not have train, but she's smart and she uses that with her instincts as well."

"I'll go with Felicia too. She's one of the kindest fighters I've seen in this show." Orihime stated.

"Me as well, and same reason," Yuzu stated, smiling.

"Okay, anyone else?" Ichigo asked everyone else that didn't vote yet.

"I'm going with Toa," Karin stated. "She seems to be faster, because she can make a speed clone."

"Tough chose..." Isshin stated. "I'll say... Toa because she seems to have more advantages."

"Felicia, because she's cuter in cat form," Chad stated. Rukia rose her hand in agreement.

"I'm going with Toa," Uryu stated, fixing his glasses.

"I'm picking Toa as well," Midori stated.

"Okay. Sounds like everybody voted." Ichigo said.

"But first, it's time for a CAT-FIIIIIIIIII-" Boomstick shouted but was interrupted by thre doors closing on him.

"Oh, thank god..." Ichigo groaned, not wanting to hear that from Boomstick.

(Cue: Felicia's Ending Theme by Masato Koda, Takayuki Iwai)

The group sees a pink butterfly flying down in a bridge looking environment and sees Felicia in her nun attire watering some flowers, she spots the butterfly and took off her robes and starts following it. She leapt at it for four times until she bumped into Taokaka, Felicia backs away as soon as Taokaka became enraged. "ALRIGHT!" She shouted.

FIGHT!

"Seriously?" Tatsuki questioned. "This fight starts over a her being wakened up from her nap?"

"Would you like it if someone jumped on top of you when you're relaxing?" Chizuru asked her, raising an eyebrow.

"Of course I wouldn't, but I wouldn't start a FIGHT over it!" Tatsuki argued.

Chizuru gave her a flat look. "Uhuh... I've seen you fight someone over a misunderstand before without them explaining..."

"That's not... Shut up!" Tatsuki growled.

Chizuru giggled lightly, knowing she won that argument.

(Cue: Calamity Trigger by Daisuke Ishiwatari)

"Charge!" Taokaka shouted, taking the fight from the start. She rushed Felicia with multiple fast claw swipes, pushing the blue hair cat girl back. Shen sent her flying into the air, then made her crash into the ground, bouncing a few feet away. Taokaka tries again, but Felicia counters and used her Rolling Smash attack to jump over and attacks Taokaka with her own set of combo attacks, sending her midair and slashes her a few times before throwing the Kaka Guardian to the ground.

"So far so good." Chad hummed.

"Good pacing for the fight," Tatsuki stated.

Taokaka safely lands to the ground and quickly avoids a dive attack and tries to attack, only for Felicia to block it and used a Delta Kick and used her Rolling Smash multiple times before Taokaka grabs her and proceeded to stab her a dozen times, shouting "Take this!, when Felicia reversed the attack with her Hell Cat Grapple and threw Taokaka over to the other side of the bridge. "Boing!" Tao huffed. The two cat girls were staring at each other, wondering who'll make the next move.

"Man, this fight is awesome!" Keigo shouted.

"I wonder what will happen next?" Orihime pondered.

(Cue: Felicia's Ending Theme by Masato Koda, Takayuki Iwai - Again)

The same butterfly from the beginning came back and the two felines started playing around with it and even leaping towards it.

"... What the hell is going on...?" Ichigo asked in a deadpan.

"I think they're playing around with the butterfly... It's cute~" Yuzu replied.

"Agreed..." Chad stated, nodding.

"I'm guessing this is their instincts/ADHD part...?" Uryu asked, in a deadpan, eye twitching in annoyance.

However, the fun ended when Taokaka slashed the butterfly apart, killing it instantly, shocking Felicia. "Whoops!" Tao huffed.

"No, no, no...!" Felicia cried before she lunges at Taokaka, while letting out an angry cat-like roar, and unleashes a savage combo on her.

Everyone leaned back after hearing Felicia going all Ally-Cat mean.

"... I did not see that coming from Felicia..." Karin stated, surprised.

The two started trading combo after combo for some time until Taokaka was slashing at thin air and was confused at where her opponent was, until Felicia sprung from behind and starts slashing her, which draws some blood before kicking her.

"Dang, Felicia actually drew blood," Isshin stared.

Felicia used her Rolling Smash but Taokaka counters with her saw blades, which does big damage and spilled a lot of blood. Felicia used her Sand Splash but to no avail as Taokaka lunged at her and delivered a devastating combo attack from the ground and in the air before landing on the ground to perform her finisher, Astral Heat, Attack Meow Pow. "Taokaka BOOM!" Tao shouted as she cuts Felicia in half, making her scream in pain.

"... Holy...." Tatsuki could only say what everyone was thinking of how that ended.

The screen faded to white before fading back to the aftermath, Taokaka being shown dancing in victory...

KO!

""Nya ha, nya ha, nya haaa~!" ... before sitting down with a bored expression on her face. "Nyaaaaa-I'm bored..." She sighed.

Everyone deadpanned a that last part.

"She can not be serious...?" Ichigo in the driest deadpan tone of voice he ever did.

(Cue: Bright by Daisuke Ishiwatari)

"Felicia just got put down!" Boomstick exclaimed.

"She totally did..." Keigo grunted, still wincing from the final blow Tao did.

"It was very disturbing..." Orihime stated, looking a bit green.

"But this one was very close; based on their move sets, Tao appeared to have a slight speed advantage," Wiz explained. "Though Felicia had the endurance of a Darkstalker, Tao's superior agility eventually gave her the win."

"So Darkstalkers are quite a lot more durable than that? Interesting..." Uryu hummed.

"Sounds like they'd be a pain in the ass to fight..." Tatsuki stated.

"Agreed..." Ichigo stated.

"Not to mention she's got freakin' razorblades for claws!" Boomstick shouted out the obvious.

"... True... Felicia does have sharp claws, but I don't think they can match actual blades..." Isshin stated with a sweatdrop.

"Yeah..." Everyone nodded in agreement.

"Felicia just took her final meow." Boomstick punned.

"Booo! Too soon!" Orihime heckled.

"Geez Orihime, are you alright?" Tatsuki asked her friend, a bit worried by her constant mood shifts.

"What? You know it's true..." Orihime pouted.

"While that is true, you've been acting a bit out of character..." Tatsuki stated, scratching her cheek with a finger.

Orihime just poutfully huffed.

"The winner is Taokaka," Wiz announced.

Everyone clapped for the amazing fight.

"I hope the next one is just as good," Karin stated.

"Well, we're about to see," Midori stated.

"Next on Death Battle!" Boomstick announced.

The group hears epic chorus when they soon saw the next two combatants. The first being an ash skinned man with red tattoos with an angry look on his face. The other is a demonic looking man wearing a skintight black suit with white streaks and a cape.

"That looks awesome..." Keigo stated at the badasses he saw.

"Yeah... This next one's gonna be the last one for the day, though." Ichigo notified.

"Seriously...?" Keigo and Chizuru asked/wined.

"Seriously. We've gotta have some sleep." Ichigo told, stretching his arms out.

"Fine..." they groan out. "Just start it..."

Isshin then turned it to the next episode.

To be continued

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And that's chapter ten everyone.

Kaizoku: Up next is Spawn Vs. Kratos!

One of my favorites~

Chad: "Really?"

Indeed~

Kaizoku: I wonder why...

What? I'm a fan of both characters.

Chad: "I see."

Kaizoku: Mm-hm...

Anyways. We should end it here. I hope you all enjoyed the story and we hope the next chapter will be enjoyed as well.

Kaizoku: Ciao, bella.

Chad: "Bye."

See you all next time.

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