The new guy leaves and all I hope is that he isn't gay or bisexual or transexual or pansexual or celesexual or bandsexual or secretly a girl so he doesn't steal my Harry.

Harry says "Bye Louis," To the new guy so now I know his name.

I'd like Louis but me and Harry love each other and I am a loyal person.

I'd never cheat on Harry never in my wildest dreams like the one where the pony transformed into a fire bird who swooped me off and took me to a mustard lake and then gave me a fly to eat.