Chapter 2 Boneheads
Blair: Oh my goodness, it's super cold, I'm freezing and, I swear I'm gonna catch hypothermia anytime soon. *keeps walking and someone was following him*
Sans: Human, don't you know how to greet a new pal? Turn around and shake my hand.
Blair: Ahhhhhhhh!!! A skeleton!
Sans: Well, are you gonna shake my hand or not?
Blair: A-Are you gonna hurt me?
Sans: No, kid, I won't, trust me
Blair: Well ok *shakes Sans's hand and a fart noise was heard* oh my goodness! Did you fart, that was gross, and I didn't know skeletons could fart!
Sans: that was my whoopee cushion in the hand trick. It's always a classic. Anyways, you're a human, right? I'm Sans. Sans The Skeleton
Blair: Well, hi Sans, I'm Blair
Sans: Nice name, kid, anyways, I'm supposed to be on watch for humans right now. But.... I'm far too lazy to do it. Now my brother, Papyrus... he's a human hunting fanatic. Hey, actually, I think that's him over there. I have an idea, go in the gate and hide through the lamp.
Blair: *does so as Papyrus comes*
Sans: Sup, bro
Papyrus: YOU KNOW WHAT'S UP BROTHER! ITS BEEN 8 DAYS AND YOU STILL HAVEN'T... RECALIBRATED YOUR PUZZLES! YOU JUST HAND AROUND YOUR STATION! WHAT ARE YOU EVEN DOING?!?
Sans: Staring at this lamp. It's really cook. Do you wanna look?
Papyrus: NO! I DON'T! I HAVE TO BE THE ONE! I MUST BE THE ONE! I WILL CAPTURE A HUMAN! THEN, I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS... WILL GET THE THINGS I DESERVE! RESPECT... RECOGNITION... I WILL FINALLY BE ABLE TO JOIN THE ROYAL GUARD! NOW I MUST BE OFF! *walks off*
Sans: you can come out now
Blair: Thanks
Sans: No problem, anyways, see ya around, kid *walks off*
*later when Papyrus found Blair*
Papyrus: I DID IT! I FINALLY DID IT! ANYWAYS, I THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WILL NOT LET YOU PASS! I WILL CAPTURE YOU AND DELIVER YOU TO THE CAPITAL! CONTINUE IF YOU DARE!!
*timeskip to after he got passed all of papyrus's puzzles*
Papyrus: YOU GOT LUCKY, BOY! BUT I MUST CAPTURE YOU NOW, FACE MY DREADED BLUE ATTACK *does his blue attack*
Blair: *doesn't move and he was now blue*
*once he was injured and knocked out*
Papyrus: HUMAN, TALK TO ME! SANS! GET OVER HERE! I THINK THE HUMAN IS BROKEN
*in their house*
Blair: *wakes up on the couch*
Papyrus: FINALLY, THE LITTLE HUMAN HAS AWAKEN
Sans: Finally
Papyrus; DON'T WORRY, LITTLE HUMAN! I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS HAVE MADE YOU SOME OF MY FAMOUS SPAGHETTI!
Blair: Well, I am kinda hungry *begins eating* wow this is kinda good
Papyrus: FINALLY SOMEONE WHO LOVES MY SPAGHETTI!
Sans: Well, you still need to learn how to cook
Papyrus: QUIET SANS, AND LET THE HUMAN ENJOY
Sans: Whatever, I'm going back to my room to be lazy *goes back to his room*
Papyrus: AND IM GOING TO MAKE SOME MORE SPAGHETTI FOR MY LITTLE HUMAN FRIEND!
*2 hours later*
Papyrus: BYE MY HUMAN FRIEND!
Sans: see ya around, kiddo
Blair: Bye *sets off and throws up* Oh my gosh; that was the most horrible spaghetti I've ever tasted, that guy needs some serious cooking lessons! But oh well I must set off
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