porcelain_warbler : Can you make one where Blaine and Kurt are dating, the New Directions know about it, but The Warblers don't?

Klaine have been dating ever since Kurt went to spy at Dalton. The Warblers don't even know about Kurt but the New Directions know about Blaine.

"Okay, Warblers." Wes banged his gavel on the table to silence the boys, "As you all have probably noticed, Blaine isn't here."

The Warblers broke into quiet murmurs of agreement before being silenced by the gavel again.

"The reason being that Blaine has been very distant lately." Thad supplied.

"He's always leaving rehearsal in a hurry and is always trying to find ways to sneak out or come up with reasons for rehearsal to end early." Wes nodded.

"So, unless anyone knows why he's acting like this then we need to come up with a plan to find out what's wrong with him." David smirked.

"So, Warblers." Wes grinned, "How exactly do we find out what's up with junior member Blaine Anderson?"

The boys just continued to stare dumbly at the council.

"What do we do best?" Thad asked after rolling his eyes.

The Warblers continued to look confused for a moment before it all seemed to click for everyone at the same time as they all suddenly yelled; "SPY!"

"Correct." David laughed, "So here's the plan."

-_-_-_-

"Operation: Find-Out-What's-Wrong-With-Blaine is a go!" Nick grinned as he and his boyfriend made their way to Blaine's dorm room, hand-in-hand.

"We really need a better name." Jeff smiled before leaning over to kiss Nick's cheek.

"Wait." Nick stopped Jeff as they reached Blaine's door, "Should we knock?"

"It's my dorm room too, Nick." Jeff laughed before pushing the door open.

"It's empty." Nick whispered to his amused boyfriend.

"I can see that Nicky."

"Okay, we should just look around for a while. Maybe we'll find something in his drawers?"

5 minutes later Nick let out a loud triumphant "YES!"

"What? What is it?" Jeff ran over to his boyfriend who was holding a bunch of sheets of paper.

"It's song lyrics." Nick glanced up to his boyfriend, "You know what this means, right?"

"Of course I do!" Jeff grinned, "Lets go show the others!"

-_-_-_-

Meanwhile, on the opposite side of the school:

"So, remind me again why we're still in the choir room." Flint frowned.

"Because we're here to see if there's anything that could be upsetting Blaine." Trent sighed, "Now stop asking me!"

"Sorry, man. I just don't get why we have to do this. There's clearly nothing here that could upset him."

"You never know with Blaine." 

"Yeah, but why us?"

"Would you rather go sneak into his house like Thad and Ethan?"

-_-_-_-

"Dude, I'm scared." Ethan muttered as he and Thad walked up the path to Blaine's house.

"Suck it up, Ethan."

"Why're we just walking up the path to Blaine's front door? I thought we were meant to be sneaking into his house."

"I've told you this, Ethan. We are going to sneak in. We just can't seem suspicious in case someone sees us."

"Oh. But what if-"

"Shut up. We're here." Thad groaned as he gestured to the front door that Ethan almost walked straight into.

"Oh."

"Yeah, 'oh'. Now come on." 

"We're going through his kitchen window?" Ethan shrieked.

"I wanted to go through his bedroom window but it's not open." Thad shrugged before jumping easily through the open window.

"Why do I get the feeling you've done this before?" Ethan pouted when he was finally through the window

"Because I have. Now shut up and stay low." Thad whispered before dropping to the floor.

"Why me?" Ethan groaned before copying Thad.

"Are we there yet?" Ethan whined once they had finally crawled up the stairs, "Why is Blaine's house so big?"

"It's right through here." Thad gestured to the door in front of them before swinging it open.

"Dude, it's empty!" Ethan yelled, "The whole house is empty and we've been crawling around on the floor!"

"Better safe than sorry is what I always say."

"I know." Ethan muttered under his breath before setting to work on searching Blaine's bedroom.

"Hey, do you know this guy?" Thad showed Ethan a picture of Blaine and another chestnut haired boy grinning madly at each other, sitting incredibly close.

"No, but damn I wish I did." Ethan let out a low, appreciative whistle.

"Keep your dirty thoughts to yourself."

"Come on, you gotta admit he's hot."

"I'm straight!"

"And I'm gay but I can still admit when a girl looks hot." Ethan shrugged.

"Shut up." Thad rolled his eyes before looking back down at the picture, "Maybe this guy has something to do with Blaine always leaving early?"

"Yeah, Blaine probably needs to leave early to fuck him or something."

"I'm done talking to you." Thad sighed before pulling his phone out to take a photo of the picture and send it to Wes.

-_-_-_-

A few miles away:

"So, Blaine comes here a lot?" Luke asked as he and James pushed open the door to the Lima Bean.

"Yeah, I see him all the time whenever I come here."

"So, you come here a lot too?"

"So, you ask a lot of questions even though we're supposed to be looking for Blaine?" James smirked as he watched Luke struggle to think of a come back.

"Shut up."

"He doesn't seem to be here." James muttered, "We should go ask the baristas."

"Okay, we've spoken to every barista here and so far the only information we have is that all of the baristas think Blaine's cute and that whenever Blaine comes here he always brings an equally as cute guy with him."

"This is good." James nodded, "Now we know that Blaine comes here with the same guy."

"And?"

"And, that means that Blaine is really friendly with this guy and that might be why he leaves so early."

"To get coffee?"

"To get coffee."

-_-_-_-

"Why are we at McKinley, Wes?" David frowned.

"Because McKinley was competing against us at Sectionals and Blaine couldn't stop staring at them."

"Really?" David frowned, "I saw him and this other guy from New Directions staring at each other."

"Oh, maybe he was only staring at that guy then."

"Yeah, maybe."

2 minutes later and the two boys were half way down the corridor before they heard a loud crash, followed by laughter.

They made it round the corner just in time to see two large jocks staring down at a chestnut haired boy on the floor.

"I bet that's where you like it, fairy!" One of them laughed.

"Yeah! On your hands on knees!" The other kicked the small boy once more before laughing and strutting down the corridor, followed by the other guy.

"Oh my gosh, are you okay?" David cried as he offered a hand to the boy.

"I'm fine." The boy muttered and grabbed David's hand after staring at it wearily for a couple of seconds.

"Are you sure?" Wes frowned sympathetically.

"Yes." The boy sighed, "I'm used to it, it's fine."

"You're used to this?" David raised an eyebrow, "No one should be used to being treated like this."

"Welcome to my life." Kurt rolled his eyes, "Thank you for your help but I have somewhere to be."

David and Wes stared after the boy as he shouldered his bag before briskly walking away.

"Your welcome!" Wes shouted sarcastically, "He's quite rude."

"You try going through what he's been through." The boys turned around at the sound of a voice.

"And you are?"

"Santana Lopez. But you can call me whatever you like." Santana smirked.

"I have a girlfriend!" David squeaked.

"Never stopped me." Santana shrugged, "This whole innocent school boy thing you've got going on is a total turn on, I'm not gonna lie."

"We should be going." Wes rolled his eyes at his blushing friend before taking his arm and walking away.

-_-_-_-

"So, you mean to tell me that we've all spent the whole day spying on Blaine and no one has actually seen Blaine?" Wes groaned.

"Wait, where's Cameron?" Thad froze after doing a head count of all the Warblers.

"What do you mean where's Cameron?" David shrieked.

"He's still at the park." Jesse smiled sheepishly.

"Ugh, do I have to do everything myself?" Wes groaned, "Come on Warblers, lets go to the park."

-_-_-_-

"Okay, we are not splitting up because some of us have a tendency to 'get lost' in parks." Wes glared at Flint who blushed.

Half an hour later the Warblers had finally found Cameron.

"Hey, guys! Is that Cam?" Nick pointed towards the raven-haired boy sat on a picnic blanket.

"Yes it is! He's over there-" Wes froze before face palmin, "With Blaine."

"Wait, so out of all of us he found Blaine?" Jeff laughed when David nodded, mouth agape, "Man, that's messed up."

"Well, what're we waiting for?" David shrugged as he took off running towards the boys.

"Hey guys." Blaine grinned, "I was wondering when you'd get here."

"Hey Blaine." Thad groaned.

"I was quite surprised when Cam told me that you've all be supposedly spying on me all day? What's going on?"

"Well, we know that you've been leaving rehearsals really early and everything so we just wanted to make sure you were okay." Wes shrugged.

"While I appreciate the effort I don't understand why you guys didn't just come and ask me."

"Sorry, man. We kinda failed." David sighed.

"Failed big time." A boy sat beside Blaine scoffed.

"And just who are y-" Wes' mouth fell open when he realised that the boy was the one being bullied at McKinley.

"Kurt." The boy- Kurt - laughed.

"You- you were the one who was-"

"Being bullied?" Kurt raised an eyebrow, "Yeah, those neanderthals give me crap everyday and make my life a living hell but I get through it."

"I keep telling you." Blaine reached out to grab Kurt's hand, "You could transfer to Dalton."

David narrowed his eyes suspiciously as Kurt squeezed Blaine's hand.

"But that would make me seem weak." Kurt sighed as he met Blaine's eyes, "It's look like I was just running away from them."

"You know they're dating?" Cameron suddenly turned around to face the Warblers, interrupting Kurt.

"What?" Wes choked.

"Yeah." Blaine shrugged, "It's no big deal though."

"No big deal?" David raised an eyebrow, "Man, this is your first boyfriend! Of course it's a big deal."

"Yeah, why didn't you tell us?"

"I guess I didn't want to bother you guys."

"Wait, is this why you've been leaving rehearsals early?"

"Yeah, so I could go on dates with Kurt. Mostly to get coffee."

"Oh." James grinned as he turned to Kurt, "So you're the other cute guy that the baristas were talking about!"

"Wha-"

"And I bet you were the guy that Blaine wrote those songs about!" Nick cried.

"Songs?" Kurt frowned at a blushing Blaine.

"Oh yeah!" Ethan grinned, "And you're that really hot guy that was in that picture in Blaine's room."

"Mine." Blaine pouted as he pulled Kurt towards him, kissing him behind the ear before freezing, "Wait, you were in my room?"

"Oh shit." Thad cursed under his breath, "Run!"

Man, don't you just love the Warblers? I know I do!

Obviously that wasn't the New Directions meeting Blaine but it was the Warblers meeting Blaine!

Thank you so much for requesting this porcelain_warbler ! I really enjoyed writing this!

Prompts are appreciated

P.S: Sorry if there's a lot of spelling mistakes. I just wrote this and now I'm really tired and I can't be bothered to read through it to check for mistakes. Ugh, I'm a lazy piece of shit.