Blaine is the new kid who had apparently been dating Rachel for 3 months. Kurt is Blaine's secret lover. How does Blaine tell Rachel? And how does Blaine come out?
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"Parodies?"

"Yes! This week's assignment is 'Parodies' so what you do is take a song and change the words a bi-"

"Yes! Mr. Schuester we know what parodies are!" Rachel interrupted Mr. Schue's explanation.

"Okay. Well, that's this week's assignment."

"Blaine! Did you like the song? I sang it for you." Rachel grinned when she had finished her parody and placed a kiss on Blaine's cheek.

"Uh, yea, yea." Blaine laughed awkwardly, "I've made a parody. Can I do mine now."

"Sure Blaine!" Mr. Schue clapped to encourage Blaine to stand up and sing.

Blaine sighed and stood up, "I haven't changed much in the song but I think it gets my feeling across." Blaine looked at Rachel before glancing up to a smiling Kurt.

After handing the sheet music to the band, Blaine began singing the lyrics to 'I Kissed A Girl'.

This was never the way I planned, not my intention.
I got so brave, drink in hand, lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on.
I'm curious for you, caught my attention.

Blaine squeezed his eyes shut, 'this is it. This is the moment.' Blaine squeezed his eyes tighter as he realised that he would have to come out soon.

I kissed a boy and I liked it,

Blaine peeked through his eyes but squeezed them tight again when he saw Rachel's mouth drop open.

the taste of his lips, delicious.
I kissed a boy just to try it,
I hope my girlfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
I think I'm in love tonight.
I kissed a boy and I liked it

No, I didn't even know your name, it didn't matter.
You were my experimental game, just human nature.
It's not what good boys do, not how they should behave.
My head gets so confused, hard to obey.

Blaine opened his eyes again and glanced at Kurt who was smiling at him encouragingly, obviously trying to keep the confusion off of his face.

I kissed a boy and I liked it,
the taste of his lips, delicious.
I kissed a boy just to try it,
I hope my girlfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
I think I'm in love tonight.
I kissed a boy and I liked it

Blaine decided that he just had to do it. There was no backing out now. So he started strutting around the room, grinning and pointing to each boy in the room.

Us boy we are so magical,
Soft skin, soft lips, so kissable.
Hard to resist, so touchable.
Too good to deny it.
Ain't no big deal, it's innocent.

Blaine jumped up and down and leant his back against one of the band members before moving around and fist bumping another band member.

I kissed a boy and I liked it,
the taste of his lips, delicious.
I kissed a boy just to try it,
I hope my girlfriend don't mind it.
It felt so wrong,
it felt so right.
I think I'm in love tonight.
I kissed a boy and I liked it

Blaine finished in the centre of the room and bowed when the room's occupants applauded him.

"B-Blaine?" Rachel stood up as she moved slowly towards her boyfriend who bowed his head, avoiding eye contact with anyone.

"I-I'm sorry." Blaine muttered, "I'm so sorry."

"You-I-you-your gay?" Rachel asked, wide eyed.

Blaine simply gulped audibly and nodded.

"Wh-who did you kiss?" Rachel frowned.

"Who did I kiss?" Blaine glanced at Kurt for reassurance. He answered the short brunette stood next to him when Kurt nodded, "K-Kurt."

"Kurt." Rachel repeated, betrayal obvious in her voice as gasps filled the room.

"I'm so sorry." Kurt whispered, his eyes never leaving his hands in his lap.

"You stole my boyfriend!" Rachel shrieked and started stalking angrily towards Kurt who finally looked up just in time so he was able to dodge Rachel's hand coming towards his face.

"Rachel, stop!" Blaine cried as Kurt stepped next to Blaine, wide eyed as Rachel continued to march toward him.

"Why? Why should I stop?" Rachel shouted at her ex-boyfriend before turning to look at the blue eyed boy beside him, "You were supposed to be my best friend!"

"I said I'm sorry, there's not much else to be said. What's done is done." Kurt said in a calm voice as Rachel prodded his chest.

"What's done is done, you're right. But what's done shouldn't of been done!" Rachel shouted and tried to slap Kurt again but the chestnut haired boy simply ducked out of her way and moved to the other side of Blaine.

"Rachel, please just stop. Look, I'm really sorry. But if I think about it I never really felt anything with you." Blaine stepped forward to protect Kurt when Rachel tried to get to him again.

"What?" Rachel shrieked.

"You were my first relationship, Rachel. I had no idea what I was doing and I didn't realise that I wasn't feeling anything because I had nothing to compare it to." Blaine explained calmly.

"B-but you feel things with-with him?" Rachel pointed to the worried teen stood behind Blaine.

"I-uh-yes, yea I do." Blaine smiled at Kurt who smiled dopily back.

"Fine. We never even said 'I love you'. It wasn't that of an amazing relationship." Rachel tossed her hair over her shoulder as she moved to sit down, "Oh my gosh! This is song-writing gold! My closeted boyfriend was stolen by my out gay best friend!"

"Right." Kurt trailed off as he turned to look at Blaine who was grinning in his direction.

"You guys are so cute!" Tina cooed after the couple had whispered in each other's ears and giggled a few times, obviously forgetting the room's other occupants.

"Yeah, how long have you known each other?" Puck grinned dreamily.

"About 3 years." Blaine answered coolly.

"3 years?" Rachel cried, "You've only known me for about 6 months!"

"I know." Blaine nodded, "Kurt was-is my best friend."

A chorus of 'aww's rang through the room.

"Right." Mr. Schue clapped his hands after Kurt and Blaine had sat back down next to each other, hand in hand, "Does anyone else have a parody prepared?"

The song was 'I Kissed A Girl' but I changed the lyrics a bit so they would fit the story.
Preview for next chapter: 'SKANK/BADBOY' - Kurt is a skank but when he's caught smoking he's forced to go help out at Dalton Academy as the new French teacher. Blaine is Dalton's resident badboy, well that was after he met Kurt, Blaine used to always get perfect grades and all of the teachers loved him. Kurt and Blaine started dating when Kurt began helping out Mr. Thomas, the Warblers know but the New Directions don't. (There is no age difference.)