Yet again the girl of the McKinley High glee club, and Kurt, were having one of their sleepovers. This time Mercedes Jones was the host, which she was most of the time. Most of the girls were sprawled out on the floor whilst Kurt was lazing on Mercedes bed, phone in hand as he texted his boyfriend, Blaine. His secret boyfriend, Blaine. 

"Boo, why are you on your phone so much? Are you upset with us or something? You're usually much more social." Mercedes pointed out. 

"I'm not upset with any of you. If I were, I wouldn't have turned up." Kurt replied. 

"You're acting like Quinn did when she first started dating Sam, all honeymoon phase. The only thing that matters is the 'significant other' and it's annoying cause you're the most single one of us all." Santana ranted. 

"Can't I text people without being in the 'Honeymoon Phase' of a relationship?" Kurt questioned, making quotation marks with his fingers around the 'Honeymoon Phase'. 

"You are being antisocial." Tina pointed out. 

"Has anyone noticed how much Kurt is on his phone?" Brittany suddenly asked. 

"Britt, that's what we're talking about." Santana told Brittany, pecking her cheek. 

"Oh." Brittany replied. Kurt just rolled his eyes and returned to texting Blaine. He was totally in the as called honeymoon phase of this relationship. He and Blaine had been dating for a month and a half. Things started with cute little coffee dates but escalated into making out in the school toilets or at Blaine's house. 

The two had decided to keep it secret from the glee club since they were in different glee clubs when they started dating, Kurt had recently left the Warblers when they started. The Warblers were supportive, especially Nick and Jeff, but the situation with the New Directions since Jesse and Rachel wasn't so good. Even when Blaine transferred they were scared that he'd be accused of spying, so their relationship would make the New Directions trust him less. It had only been a few weeks since Blaine transferred and they weren't really ready to tell since the New Directions were still leading to trust Blaine. 

"If we starting talking about guys and abs, would you be interested?" Quinn asked. Kurt lifted his head away from his screen, to seem less suspicious. 

"Yup, he's interested now." Mercedes laughed. 

"Well, I think speaking about Finn wouldn't be appropriate since he's Kurt's brother and my boyfriend." Rachel started. 

"Yeah, we get it. I wanna know about Sam or Mike's abs. Ooh, or if anyone knows anything about Blaine?" Sugar shut Rachel up. 

"Sam has great abs. I hope all of you get to see them sometime 'cause even if I'm dating him, they're great abs." Quinn smirked as she spoke about her boyfriend's abs. 

"He works out like, all the time though. It's not a shocker that he has abs." Santana replied. 

"Yeah, Sam is like, gym addicted." Brittany agreed. 

"I wanna know if Blaine has abs." Tina looked around the group as she spoke. 

"Shouldn't you be happy with Mike's abs?" Kurt asked, feeling slightly protective. Blaine was his boyfriend. 

"Aren't you curious too, Kurt? Blaine has a cute face, you must wanna know if he has a cute body." Mercedes nudged Kurt. 

"Nah, I'm not so curious actually." Kurt shrugged. He already knew how amazing Blaine's abs were. 

"Well, you're pretty boring today, aren't you?" Santana drawled. 

"I'm sorry." Kurt replied sarcastically. He looked back down at his phone. He started typing out a text to Blaine. 

'They're discussing your abs. Or, wether you have abs or not. You do, and they're mine.. kinda wish to say that but don't want them mad at you.' He sent, which caused Blaine to chuckle on the other side of the text. Kurt didn't know that though. 

"Well, Mike does have great abs." Tina admitted. The discussion then begun, wether Mike or Sam would most likely have the best abs. 

"Blaine's abs are the best. He wins. Simple." Kurt eventually spoke up. 

"How would you know anything about Blaine's abs, Kurt?" Santana asked with a smirk. 

"Anything happen at Dalton?" Sugar added. 

"Nothing had to have happened, they could've seen each other in the locker rooms." Rachel shrugged. 

"They don't have gym at all on the same days." Quinn pointed out. 

"I was speaking hypothetically." Kurt sighed. The girls pretended to agree as Kurt typed out a message to Blaine. 

'We're screwed. Sorry.' 

Then on Monday at school, Kurt and Blaine were in fact late to the glee club meeting at the end of the day. The two had slipped away to the toilets just before the meeting, unknown to the rest of the club.  

"Finn, is Blaine often at your place?" Santana asked once Mr Schue went to look for sheet music. 

"Um, yeah. He and Kurt like hanging out reading that fashion magazine." Finn replied, causing some of the girls to gasp.  

"What's about Kurt and Blaine?" Sam questioned. 

"Kurt has seen Blaine's abs." Sugar explained. 

"Wait, what? Is Hummel getting some?" Puck asked. 

"Well, look who's missing right now." Santana smirked. 

"Kurt and Blaine, oh my god." Sam gasped. Then they all became silent as Mr Schue walked in. 

"Where are Kurt and Blaine? I thought they could be here by now." Mr Schuester asked. 

"We're here, sorry for being late." Kurt announced as they appeared in the doorway. 

"Way to be subtle about the fact you have been making out." Santana joked, watching the boys turn red. 

"We- uh we- What?" Blaine asked. 

"Well, Kurt's shirt is half tucked in, half pulled out messily and that is not how he ever has it.  Blaine, your top button is open and where is your bow tie? And what's that piece of fabric, with the same pattern as your tie, hanging out of Kurt's pocket?" Santana quizzed. 

"I hadn't noticed half of that until you pointed it out." Artie exclaimed. 

"I see signs of things." Santana shrugged. 

"So, were you two making out?" Puck asked. 

"Um, yeah. We were. We do it quite often actually cause you know, that's what people in relationships do." Blaine shrugged. 

"You're in a relationship?" Rachel shrieked. "Kurt! He could be using you to spy!" 

Ok, I know what you're thinking. "OML HER WRITING HAS IMPROVED SO MUCH! THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER AND AMAZING THAN HER OTHER CHAPTERS!"

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But I'm so sorry for not updating in ages. I'm just really busy atm with school and studying and rehearsing for my drama production and I have so many requests and I feel so bad I'm sorry :(

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