Okay, so I absolutely loved that shirt from the moment I put it on.

But it was all a beautiful illusion, hiding a cruel reality.
(Woah, I should write that into a story. An actual story. Credit me if you wanna use that line. Just kidding, mostly.)

Anyway, it ruined my beautiful bright phone case.

Color at day of purchase:

Color after today:

It doesn't look as bad as it actually is in the picture.  It's so much worse than what you're seeing.

And now my armpits have been dyed black, too.

This shirt belongs in the "never again" section of my closet. That area is pushed so far back that it's halfway to Narnia.

But I'm not gonna put it there because it looks so good.

To unnaturally black armpits and ruined phone cases!

Remember!

Reality is an illusion! The universe is a hologram! Buy gold, bye!