When Free went to America for the first time
Free: I'm hungry. Is there a kfc nearby?
Shu: Ya down the block
Free: k i'll go check it out-
*Ofc*
Free: ........Does that say obama fried chicken?
Shu: mhm everyone's favorite
Free: Awesome, I saw a Starbucks over there
Shu: The coffee shop? that's right across the road
Free: Ok ima go to Starbuck's-
*Sunbucks*
Free: .......What else on the street, Moonbucks?
Shu: lemme see *looks at phone* Nope that one's closed on sundays
Free: ......Thank you for telling me i was about to go get some moon coffee-
Free: Ok there has to be a Mcdonalds-
Shu: over there
*Michael alone*
Free: ....Michael alone? What does he need a friend?
Shu: ya
Free: *anger* ....U got Brisk?
Shu: We got Wendy
Free: U got Bang?
Shu: we got Pow :)
Free: U got coke zero?
Shu: we got coke negative
Free: ..............WHAT THE HELL IS COKE NEGATIVE??
Shu: Tastes so good it takes the calories away!
Free: Motherfucker i- U got ginger ale?
Shu: we go turnip juice
Free: Root beer?
Shu: we got leaf juice
Free: U got wine?
Shu: ya we have wine
Free: I- Oh you do?
Shu: totally. Wine
Free: ok what kind?
Shu: crushed grapes
Free: xertcfyvuhink
Free: U got Sprite?
Shu: we got goblin
Free: U got trail mix?
Shu: we got street nuts
(skipping some)
Free: U got chips ahoy?
Shu: we got cookies YA BOIII
Free: U got poptarts?
Shu: Ya is cardboard ok?
Free: what-......oh their bout the same-
Free: I go into Dunkin donuts
Shu: Oh that's Dipin Danish
Free: APPLEBEES?
Shu: We got AppleA+?
Free: RXTCYVGBJ IHOP???
Shu: Ijump
Free: I'M LEAVING- *goes back to spain*
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