Amethyst: What's the weirdest place you fell asleep in?

Silas: Cuza's hammock. I was drunk and tired.

Cuza: Carl's cage. I was also drunk and tired.

Amethyst: Why? Why the f*ck would you drink?

Silas: I've been asking myself that question for the past 3 years.

Cuza: He made me.

Silas: NO

Valt: ANYWAY. On top of the fridge. Someone probably put me up there. *Glares at Silas*

Sasha: In Chris' office. I think i was studying with her.

Valt: Sure. Right i believe you.

Sasha: 0///0

Honcho: On the windowsill. 

Amethyst: How?

Honcho: No idea

*Everyone looks at Free*

Free: 0-0.......What?

Amethyst: What's the weirdest place you fell asleep in?

Free: ....

Free:....

Valt: TELL US

Free: .....In a tree. I didn't know it was a porcupine nest.

Silas: Oh sh*t. You got a face full of quills didn't you?

Free: No. But a emergency trip to the hospital is extremely embarrassing when you realize your d*ck is covered in porcupine quills.

Silas: I-

Valt: ......Ow

Free: And I also don't appreciate the doctor giving me a handjob while trying to get the quills out- *Gets tackled by Valt*

Valt: YOU CAN STOP TALKING NOW

Chris: PLEASE STOP MAKING EVERYTHING SEXUAL FREE