Don't ask why it's not the other way around. Just don't.

Valt: WhYyyyYy do I have too chrissssss

Chris: Because. Free doesn't want to come with us. And nether do you.

Valt: But he can do it himselfffffffffff

Chris: Just.....Just watch each other ok?

Valt: Fineeeeeee

~2 hours later~

Valt: FREE STOP LICKING THE SPATULA!! IM STILL USING IT DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE THE COOKIES OR NOT?!

Free: Sor-ry! *In a sassy tone*

~Another hour later~

Valt: FREEEEEEEEE WHERE DID YOU GOOOOOO

Free: *Sleeping on the rafters of the training room*

~Another hour later~

Valt: I SWEAR TO GOD FREE DE LE HOYA WHERE THE F*CK ARE YOU?!!!

Free: *Swings down from the rafters still hanging by his legs*

Free: Hey no swearing! Anyway I'm gonna go to the forest

Valt: HEY WAIT-

*Free disappears*

Valt: T~T Why is this so hard....

~2 hours later~

Free: Hey....hey Valt

Valt: *Sleeping* Whatttttt

Free: ...........

Valt: The hell-

Free: Wanna f*ck?

Valt: .......

Valt: ......

Valt: .....Will you get me ice cream after?

Free: Yes

Valt: Alright.

Free: I ain't gonna go easy tho~

Valt: o////o J-just get into the bedroom...

Free: No we're going to do it in here

~Chris comes back~

Chris: Hey Valt! How'd everything go?

Valt: *Blood red and shaking* U-uhh g-good!

Free: *Buckling up his belt* Yep! Everything went great Chris!

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