OwO I'm a quarter way through Fetch cuz I got a fazbear frights comp book for mah b-day~

Free: I'm boredddddd Valt can u get me a sandwich?

Valt: No get it urself

Free: ....Fetch, I'm hungry

Fetch: Oki doki! System input: Sandwich *Saunters off like the cute ass dog he is*

Free: :D

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Free: *At the mall* *Some dude catcalls him*

Free: FUCK OFF!!! Asshole-

Fetch: Kill sequence activated Ur wish, is my command~

Free: FUCK FETCH NO-

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Free: ....*Phone rings*

Free: *Looks down*

—You have (1) new message from: Doggo of Death <3–

Fetch: Hey HRU I'm gonna go and find someone's dog BRB <3

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Free: Well, shit-

~An hour later~

Free: I gtg guys my dog just raped and killed someone's dog

Silas: Wtf what kind of dog do u have??

Free: A robot one who can read thoughts and takes things too seriously

Fetch: *Walks in caring a dog carcass* Hey look what I did. I'm a good boy, right?

Free: ....Sure.