*Free and Valt are sitting together in the forest, enjoying the warm summer breeze and a beautiful sunset*

Free: *sighs happily* Isn't it beautiful this time of day?

Valt: It really is.... *leans against Free*

Valt: .....But you know what?

Free: Hm?

Valt: I really hate the grass

Free: .......w h a t?

Valt: *Winks and finger guns* Cuz it gets between the ground, and your ass ;)

Free: ........