Ren, bestie, u made me think of this-

Valt: *Training with Aiger* .......Dude do u hear that?

Aiger: Hear what?

Free: *Walks in on the phone* No, your not listening to me-

Aiger: ....*Gasp* I wanna battle him!!

Free: *Still on the phone* No, I ordered 15 dildos, I only got 10, where'd the other 5 go?!

Valt: I-

Aiger: ...FREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Free: NO, I don't care about your stupid fucking discounts!! WHERE THE FUCK DID MY DILDOS GO?!

Valt: Maybe we should go-

Free: HOW DO YOU LOSE DRAGON DICKS IN THE DAMN MAIL?!

Free: Just- no- .......fine goddamn it

Free: Just....*Sighs dramatically* Just give me a refund...

Valt: C-come on aiger-