Free: Guys surround themselves with such effeminate men and wonder why their testosterone is so low. That's why I hang out with only guys who can dom me.

Free: W A I T- *looks at the camera in panic*

Silas, narrating: Free de la Hoya, definitely gay

Free: People always ask me if I'm fruity, couldn't be further than the truth, I put meat in my mouth as much as possible- S H I T *looks at camera in panic again*

Silas: Free de la Hoya, definitely gay

*2 hours later*

Free: *sobbing* wHy cAnT i kEeP mY fUckIng mOuTh sHuT fOr oNe mInuIt-