Maria, staring at Nat lovingly: My wife is so gorgeous!

Nat: Aw no, you babe!

Tony: Since when did this happen??

Steve: Yeah I thought Nat was straight.

Nat: Maria and I have been married five years...

Maria: You seriously didn't know?

Tony and Steve: No, why didn't you tell us??

Maria: We thought you knew, why did you think we are always hugging and holding hands ?..

Tony: Yeah but all girls do that.

Nat: So do all lesbians.

Tony, to himself: Have I dated loads of lesbians?