"Mischief Managed" -The Marauders

Christian Bale as Orion Black

"I had hoped you'd be safe with Catherine...however, it seems I was incredibly incorrect with my poor choices."

Eva Green as Walburga Black

"E-Excuse me?! Affair? WHAT AFFAIR?!...It was all those stupid trips to America wasn't it?"

Richard Madden as Cygnus Black

"The amount of complaints concerning Beatrix coming from you Orion, along with everyone else, I'm glad to see I'm not the only one to have a daughter with some sort of madness."

Lily James as Druella Black

"Honestly Cygnus, you can not begin to compare the two! ...Onto other matters, I'm not too surprised Orion went this far with the affair."

Johnny Depp as Alphard Black

"Hello there. I know I'm seen as a stranger to you and that's okay! Just wanted to inform you that the status as cool uncle is available for you and the rest of your flock."

Ben Barnes as Sirius Black

"JAMES! Do you see this? Do you see and understand how fantastically awesome my sister is? I mean yes she scares the absolute hell out of me, but amazing nonetheless.!"

Timothee Chalamet as Regulus Black

"I rather hoped neither of my parents slipped through their marriage, but alas can't say I'm surprised. On a happier note, I have a new sister to introduce myself too."

*The rest of the Harry Potter cast plays as themselves*