Weston College Dorks {Humor}
[Weston College]
Feel free to add in any of your own in the comments
><><><><><><><><
Lawrence: I'm cold
Edgar: Here *drapes his coat over him*
Gregory: I'm cold too.
(M/n): What why didn't you tell me earlier *drapes 5 coats over him* you goddamn idiot you're probably super cold by now here put this on *wraps 10 scarfs around him* it's not like I care but waIT DONT TAKE THAT OFF YOU'LL FREEZE
****
Edward: Greenhill? I need you for something
Herman: *covered by blanket on his bed panting*
Herman: What do you need?
Edward: Is (M/n) under the bed
(M/n) *muffled*: No...
****
Lawrence: Hm? Really? Well, then I hate you
(M/n): No you don't
Lawrence: No I don't
****
Edgar: I wasn't that drunk
Lawrence: You flirted with (M/n).
Edgar: So? He's my boyfriend.
Herman: You asked him if he was single
Gregory: Then cried when he said he wasn't
****
Edward: Boyfriend? I don't want to be (M/n)'s boyfriend
Joanne: Well what do you want to be?
Edward: I don't know
Edward: I want to be with him all the time
Edward: To hear about his day and have him listen about mine
Edward: Hold his hand and cuddle with him
Edward *disgusted expression*: But not his stupid boyfriend.
****
Joanne: H-How's the best person in the world?
(M/n) *not looking up from book*: I don't know, Joanne. How are you today?
Joanne *voice crack and blush*: F-Fine...!
****
Cheslock: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss
Ciel: Punch him in the stomach, then, wheb he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Edward: Tackle him.
Clayton: Dump him.
Gregory: Kick him in the shins.
(M/n): JUST ASK ME TO BEND DOWN
****
Cheslock: I dare you to kiss the hottest person in the gazebo
Clayton: Cole.
Maurice *batting eyelashes*: Yeesss?
Clayton: Move I'm trying to get to (M/n)
****
Alexis: What are you doing, (M/n)?
(M/n): Reading a book about the things I love.
Alexis: That's a photo album of Diedrich.
(M/n): And...?
****
Vincent: Hi, I'm Vincent Phantomhive, and you are?
(M/n): Questioning my sexuality.
Bạn đang đọc truyện trên: AzTruyen.Top