Alois: Ciel, do you know a turtle's only weakness?

Ciel: They're slow?

Alois: Also, they can't roll over when they get stuck on their backs.

Ciel: So, if I taped two turtles together they'd be unstoppable right?

Alois: ...

Alois: HOLY. HELL.

Alois: BRB

Ciel: Alois, you better not.

Ciel: Alois?

Ciel: That's turtle abuse.

Ciel: ..You moron.