A/N: This is probably going to be really weird but it came to me while showering when craving Burger King and I wrote it down after I got dressed. I honestly don't know what to say but I'll just put it up here anyway. xD

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To the lady eating hamburgers;

Living-out-your-day-with-glamburgers,

Hiding-away-all-the-shamburgers,

Hanging-out-with-all-the-famburgers,

Insecurities-like-a-damburgers.

They're-headbutting-hard-like-ramburgers,

High-speed-like-those-tramburgers.

Thoughts-begin-to-cramburgers,

Just 'cause-your-madame-burgers,

Fell-in-love-with-Pam-burgers.

Tears-begin-to-spam-burgers;

Abandoned-like-a-scamburgers,

Head-whack-after-slamburgers,

Losing-blood-like-jamburgers,

Don't-care-to-even-rhyme-burgers,

Fuck-pleasuring-their-heads-burgers,

Wanna-live-your-days-burgers,

Pair-of-wedding-gowns-burgers,

Happy-like-a-pair-burgers,

Don't-forget-the-sauce-burgers,

Of fries with meaty hamburgers.