Wow, it's been a while since I had a really dumb conversation with someone that was worthy of this book. Congratulations, Dragons_Rose YOU DID IT.

Rose: *is in gym class at the moment* I have a problem with every heart rate this cardio machine is telling me

Serena: Maybe it's broken?

Rose: I hope so. My heart rate shouldn't jump from 69 to 195 every minute

Serena: I think it's broken XD XD XD

Rose: Yep. A broken heart. Puh-tah-ch!

Serena: .-.

Rose: ^^^that was supposed to be the drum sound effect after a joke

Serena: Not even close.

Rose: How would you write out the sound effect?

Serena: Ba-dum-tss.

Rose: .......

Rose: Damn, that is better.

Serena: YOU THINK

Serena: WHAT THE FUCK WAS WHAT YOU INITIALLY WROTE XD XD XD

Rose: IDK MY BRAIN IS OXYGEN DEPRIVED

Rose: Oh, and my biseps are looking fab~ Like, there's actual muscle

Serena: ...biceps, you mean?

Rose: Still oxygen deprived.