Serena: My phone is being stupid >_>

Tiffany: So is your face ;)

Serena: So is your intelligence. Oh wait, that's right, you have none.

Tiffany: I know ;)

...

Tiffany: Wait...are you calling me stupid?!

Serena: *facepalm* No, Tiff. No I'm not >_> *sarcasm*

Tiffany: I know I'm stupid but what are you! *retorts sassily with complete confidence*

Serena: .____.

...

Tiffany: ...I think I said that backwards

Serena: What am I? An actual smart person. I know it's weird for you, since you've never seen one XD

Tiffany: You're smart and I've seen you!

Serena: ...or was that my evil twin, Jaqualyn?

Tiffany: ...who?

Serena: *facepalm* I'm just screwing with you, Tiff...

Tiffany: I'm so confused... You don't have a twin, you have Sydney...

(A/N: Sydney is my little sister's name)

Serena: *bangs head on desk and stays there* OH. MY. GOD. TIFFANY. SLAP YOURSELF ACROSS THE FACE.

Tiffany: *sweatdrops* That'd hurt! Don't tell me to hurt myself! That's cruel, bro.

Serena: *rolls eyes* If I jumped off a cliff, would you?

Tiffany: Only if you did

Serena: >_> that's what I just said...

Tiffany: Oh, awkward...

Serena: Could you be any more stupid right now...? >_>

Tiffany: Shaddup

Serena: I bet that if you were in a room and could see me through a glass window, I would talk to you, you would acknowledge the fact that you can hear me through the glass, then the second time I would just move my lips to make it seem as if I was talking, and you would get confused, coming to the realization that the glass is now so thick that you can't hear me anymore, even though it worked literally 5 seconds ago. You would so do that -_-

Tiffany: That's too much to read. *sighs in annoyance* Can you sum this all up...?

Serena: ...are you serious right now?

Tiffany: Yes, haha XD

Serena: -____-

Tiffany: XD

Serena: *sends a Whale looking speech bubble via smart phone*

Tiffany: Hehe

Serena: It's a whale.

Tiffany: *sends Whale emoji's* Mine are better.

Serena: *sends a smaller Whale looking speech bubble* It's a baby Whale.

Tiffany: *sends a fish emoji* baby Whale

Serena: That's a fish, dumbass -___-

Tiffany: *scoffs* A Whale is a fish, stupid!

Serena: ...no. It's really not

Tiffany: Well, they're sorta Whales. They all have fins, gills, and scales.

Serena: -___-

Tiffany: They do

Serena: Still not the same species...

Tiffany: A fish is a fish. A Whale is a fish. A Dolphin is a fish, DUDE!

Serena: *begins banging head on wall* Both Whales and Dolphins are Mammals, therefore making them not fish.

Tiffany: A fish is a mammal!

Serena: *jaw crashes to floor* Tiffany, fish lay eggs...

Tiffany: That still makes them Mammals *scoffs, as if it was obvious*

Serena: *shoots her weird look* A Mammal is an animal that doesn't lay eggs, dumbass >_>

Tiffany: Do you even know what a Mammal is, Serena?!

Serena: *facepalm* Yes, I do...do you?

Tiffany: A Mammal is a real animal; like Monkeys, Fish, and Horses. As in not a make believe animal, like a Unicorn. Unicorns don't have an animal species name.

Serena: Oh my God I'm laughing so hard, I'm gonna cry XD *falls out of chair laughing uncontrollably, clutching stomach*

Tiffany: ...?

Serena: To keep it simple for your small brain, a Mammal is an animal that doesn't lay eggs. Humans, Dolphins, etc. You are so stupid XD

Tiffany: You're partly right, but Dolphins lay eggs.

Serena: *bangs head on wall harder* OMFG I am getting no where with this...

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EcstasyAddict, you have been my best friend since elementary school, and I love you to death...but...

You are a stupid ass motherfucker, and the blonde-est Asian chick I know...

I swear to Arceus, dear readers, this conversation actually did happen .___. I am not nearly this creative to make something like this up...

Read, comment, vote, and enjoy!

~Serena