You sighed as you read the letters on the back of your hands again.

' Hot damn! You look a lot more sexier than the comics... By the way, do you happen to know a guy named Francis? He's around this tall, bald and very, disgustingly, ugly'

' What kind of a damned person would say that? Why did I get a fucking creep for a soulmate?' You sighed as you covered it with your combat gloves, like you always did.

You were an agent in SHIELD, you don't know where you started your habit of cussing but you suspected that it started when you started hanging out with Fury and Tony.

Yup, that's probably the case.

You were on your way to Fury's office after killing some assholes when the alarm went off , alerting the agents that someone had broken in the facility, The SHIELD's headquarters.

You continued to walk calmly but still aware of your surroundings as you walked towards Fury's office and boy he will be in fury when he heard that someone actually broke into the SHIELD's headquarters.

You were a few turns away from his office when you saw a flash of red and black moved suspiciously fast behind you.

You immediately put your guard up and quickly took out your gun and katana in each hand, pointing it to a red and black suit.

" Sir! Drop your weapons and put your hands behind your head!" You stated sternly, not, in the slightest bit, hesitating to shoot or cut him if he made any sudden move as you saw him froze in his place.

He seemed to start talking to himself, though it wasn't loud enough for you to listen with your distance.

The suit wearing man turned around and gasped in surprise " Hot damn! You look a lot more sexier than the comics..." He commented as you stood there, weapons pointed at him.

It was the exact words that you saw everytime you look at the back of your hand, the same first words that you tried to hide from the others so you don't need to hear of their judgements or pity. You half wished that he wouldn't say the rest of the sentences while the other half wished that he would, excited to finally meet your damned soulmate.

" By the way, do you happen to know a guy named Francis? He's around this tall, bald and very, disgustingly, ugly" He continued to ramble as you kept your weapons pointed at him, not daring to speak.

' My soulmate.... broke into the SHIELD's headquarters... HEAD-FUCKING-QUARTERS! Why does fate fucking hate me?' You thought as you sighed.

You started to speak when you felt like you had regained your composure and said " Looks like you're my fucking soulmate..."

You saw his... eyes? Not sure, the white patches on his face widen after you said that.

" Holy shit! What are the chances!" He exclaimed, putting both of his hands on his head in a surprised manner that you thought was kind of cute, just a little but still cute.

You were staring at him as he rambled to himself out loud as if there was another person within him when you heard a familiar gruff voice shouted through the alarm " Agent L/N!"

"Did you find the fucke-?" Fury cut his question off with a groan when he turned the corner, greeted by the sight of you pointing your gun and katana at a man wearing red and black spandex that is talking to himself.

" What the fuck do you want now, Wilson?" Fury spat before telling the agents to turn off the alarm and not to search for the culprit through the com as you lowered your weapons from him, it seems that Fury was familiar with the culprit.

The man stopped rambling and looked at Fury " Oh hi Pirate!" The man greeted cheerily as you silently snorted.

Fury's eyebrows are probably twitching now with irritation you guessed as the man continued " I was wondering if you can help me find a Francis?"

Fury groaned and furrowed his eyebrows " And why are you trying to find him exactly?" He asked intimidatingly, as if it was an interrogation.

Though Wilson seemed unfazed by the glare he was given " He scarred my body..... sooo... yup, just revenge" He said nonchalantly, shrugging.

" Oh and it was nice to not only meet the beautiful Y/N L/N but to found out that I'm her soulmate!" He said childishly, gaining Fury's attention as he looked back and forth between you and the spandex wearing man.

He walked towards you and patted you on the shoulder " Well if I had learned anything when living with Stark, it's that you'll need all the luck you can get... especially with this pain in the butt" he said, and surprisingly, sympathetically.

You gulped at his advice and glance behind him where your, supposedly, soulmate was doing things that you can't even decipher.

You nodded and thanked Fury before walking towards your soulmate, holding out your hand " Let's start over, my name's Y/N L/N, your soulmate... What about you?" You asked as the guy stared at your held out hand.

He took your hand after a few seconds and shook it enthusiastically " Wade Wilson at your service, I go by Deadpool, an anti-hero" He said as you raised an eyebrow.

" Anti-hero?" You questioned.

" Well I kill bad people but for my own benefits" he explained, shrugging as you nodded in understanding.

" Nice, wanna go?" You offered your hand as you feel him smile under his mask.

" I thought you would never ask" He linked his hand with yours before pulling you to all the weird places he had found.

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