1. When I'm all ready to start doing something that I've been wanting to do FOREVER, and then that pesky little disease called procrastination kicks in.

And I end up not doing it. D:

2. When people ask me why I'm shy. It's like, darling, I just am; how exactly do you expect me to explain it?

3. Similarly to number 2, when people tell me that I should open up and stop being shy. Wow! Like I never thought of that one before! Do outgoing people really sit around and think that the shy people WANT to be shy and are doing it on purpose and haven't TRIED to open up??? *headdesk*

4. When I'm sleeping and I wake up to one of my cats on my back or stomach (depending on how I'm laying), digging their claws into me. Please, just let me sleep!

5. Coming across people who can speak a second language fluently. I get so super jealous!!

6. Writer's block. I don't think an explanation is needed for this one. ;D

7. When I'm starving BEFORE me and my family go out to eat, but then I'm not hungry at all by the time we get to the restaurant. Stomach, would you please make up your mind?

8. When people assume I don't eat a lot just because I'm skinny. Like me and an acquaintance are eating together at McDonald's and I order a Double Quarter Pounder and they look at me and say, "Are you really going to eat all of that?"

Um...yes? That's why I got it!

9. When I start reading a book and even though it's HORRIBLE, I can't stop reading it because I don't like to leave books unfinished.

(What is wrong with me??)

10. When I'm having a conversation with someone and they swear and then say "Excuse my language," but they DON'T say it to anyone else when they swear in conversation with them. Just me.

(And I swear like a fucking sailor, man!)