Bioshock Jokes #2 - Part 3
COOKING
1
The foul smell of bruning milk drew Jason (Leader Splicer) into the kitchen, where his wife was standing over a steaming pot.
"I've made clam chowder."
Jane (Thug Splicer) said.
Jason sighed with relief,
"Oh thank god. I thought we would have to eat it."
COMPUTERS/FORT FROLIC
1
"This little computer,"
Said Augustus Sinclair,
"Will do half your job for you."
Studying the machine, Atlas has decided,
"Fine then, I'll take two."
2
Sitting at the Eves Garden and admiring the young Jasmine Jolene tucked in her skin tight pants, Andrew Ryan asked,
"You've got to tell me, Jasmine, how anyone gets into those pants."
"Well,"
Jasmine Jolene smiled,
"He starts by buying me a drink."
3
Atlas Quiz
Q: What did the fort frolic boys do when Sander Cohen came strolling toward them?
A: tried to look busy.
4
Visiting the Fort Frolic, Augustus Sinclair noticed the fortune-teller machine against the wall.
The room was done in the somber purples, with a dull white glow coming from an ancient crystal ball inside of the machine.
An old robot gypsy man was bent over the orb, and he looked up when Augustus Sinclair walked over to the machine.
"Hello."
Augustus Sinclair said in response to the robot gypsy stony gaze.
"I'd like my fortune told."
Nodding, the robot gypsy said gravely,
"I will answer two of your questions for one hundred dollars."
"One hundred dollars!"
Augustus Sinclair balked.
"Isn't that terribley expensive for this kind of service?"
"Yes it is."
The robot gypsy replied,
"And what is your second question?"
-The End of Part 3.-
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