Me: hi everyone
Dipper: hi
Will: h_ hello
Revdip and Bill: hey
Me:we have dare
Everyone: really
Me:kinda it's from me
Dipper and will:cool
Revdip and Bill:nice
Me: anyway I dare dip and will to be Nekos and revdip and Bill can't touch for 3 hours*uses author powers to turn Dipper and will into Nekos*
Dipper: why
Will:i_i don't like this
Revdip and Bill:we do
Me:no touching remember
Revdip and Bill: damn
*Timeskip 3 hours later SpongeBob narrator voice*
Me: ok you can touch them
Revdip and Bill*carry Dipper and will to different rooms Bridal Style*
Me:* starts hearing you know what* keep it down up there will yeah anyways please leave it there for them and wish me luck with these couples well bye