It's a baby bill and Dad dipper

NO REGRETS

NOTE: may be short
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A baby crying wasn’t the weirdest thing that dipper heard walking into the shack after mystery hunting for pixies. They weren’t as nice as they seem but he's getting off topic. Dipper walks past the customers only door and up into the attic where the sound seems to be residing. The brunette opens the door to a baby with blond hair and blue eyes. Dipper closes his eyes and pinches his nose, sighing.

“Bill.” the baby’s crying stopped. The now baby bill opened his teary eyes. He reached out his small hands and cooed at the Pines boy. Dipper couldn't resist smiling slightly at how cute he was and made his way over at the demon baby and sat down, picking Bill up and putting him on his lap.

Baby Bill snuggled into the 17-year-old, trying to wrap his small arms around the elder. Dipper chuckled and encased his- the blonde kid. The Dorito was not his kid. nope. nada.

"Dada!" The brunette stares down at the toddler with wide eyes.
Dipper now adopts this child as his own.

'I'll probably regret this later'

The blond baby grins a heart-melting toothless smile and Dipper gives him a little Eskimo kiss.

'Probably'