Rated General

Dipper yawned and curled close to a bare, light tanned skinned body. Once he lazily flit his eyes open, he blushed and immediately sprawled back, looking into the awakened eye.

    "Morning," Bill mumbled and kissed Dipper's birth mark, sliding his arm around the young adult.

    "Did we just...uh..?" Dipper ended midway to a female calling his name. He leaped out of bed and dressed right away. He left no sign of love on Bill's awaiting face as he raced downstairs.

Bill sighed in disappointment and got dressed as well with a snap of his fingers. His clothes drained right on like color rained on his perfect self. He flew through the wall and peeped his head through the ceiling as he watched his boyfriend (at least he considers Dipper as his boyfriend) from the ceiling.

    "Oh, hey Wendy!" said Dipper as he began to smile. Bill gained a little jealousy...

Wendy smiled even more at him. "Hey, Dip. So...I've been thinking...maybe we should go out for a movie?"

Dipper smiled even more and nodded, totally forgetting about Bill. "Y-Yeaha! Sure!" He sounded so excited as he followed Wendy out into the snow. They headed for her car as they backed out onto the road, heading down town.

Bill hissed and swore a nasty string of curses. He followed the car and lightly laid on the car roof. Once at the parking lot, Bill slipped off and watched the two adults carry on into the theatre. He lifted off after them sneakily and landed on the red velvet carpet. He eyed Wendy cautiously and followed the two 'love birds' into a dark seated room. Bill's vibrant white eye caught the giant filming screen as he flew quietly into the film room. He sat by the spindling tap, leaning forward to watch Dipper and Wendy.

They were laughing and talking to each other before the move had started and the lights dimmed more. Silence filled the room as the projection filtered in the move title. Bill sat there for hours, almost asleep from the romantic boredom of the film.

Once the credits rolled in Bill immediately flew out and watched the people spill out the room. Last came out Dipper and Wendy as the demon suspiciously followed them.

    "So, Dipster," he heard Wendy say. "I'm really ashamed to ask this..but...do you still like me?"

    "O-Of course!" Dipper exclaimed and beamed at her. That was it. The demon was pissed. Sound the alarm!

Bill forcefully appeared in front of them, wedging in between the two. He narrowed his eye at Wendy, then slowly turned around to glare at Dipper.

    "What was that?!" he sneered.