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Mabel, Dipper, and Bill Cipher wandered around the mall aimlessly.

    "Come on, Waddles!" said Mabel as she and her grown up pig companion enthusiastically trotted down the escalator.

Dipper sighed and stuffed his bright red, cold nose into his pine covered scarf. He chased after Mabel, slowly escalating down the slanted moving stairway. Bill seemingly walked after him, tugging his hand made winter hat down his hair. He chuckled while he watched Dipper's bored movements.

Once reaching the bottom the pair headed after Mabel once more. Dipper stopped midway and gazed through a glass window, looking at wondrous gifts of all sorts. He couldn't help but let a smile tug his lips.

    "Watcha' looking at, Pine Tree?" Bill said and hung his chin over Dipper's shoulder, kissing his ear piercing.

Dipper shoved Bill off and rubbed his mitten covered hand over the kiss, wiping it away with embarrassment.

Bill laughed and lifted off the tiled floor, hovering around instead. He watched Dipper glare at him as his handsome crush walked off, finding Mabel through the crowd of pedestrians.

The charming human dream demon drifted after him slowly, grinning at Dipper's angrily swaying rear.

Dipper turned around a bend and headed back up the escalator. He dove his mitten into his jean pocket and took out his cellphone, texting on the way up. In the mean time Bill decided to take the chance and vanish with invisibility. He silently traveled with the calm wind and was now standing beside his lover, smirking insanely more.

Dipper didn't suspect a thing. Bill followed Pine Tree into the parking lot as Dipper headed for the car. With the flash of the lights and the sound of the car horn Dipper flung the side door open and plopped onto the driver's seat, buckling up. He texted Mabel to hurry up and continued waiting. He shut the door and turned on the heater. It was winter, and no more summer fun. It was now 'winter-fun-with-a-crazy-sister-and-a-demon-who-likes-you.'

    "Hey there, Pines!" Bill exclaimed and appeared, sitting casually beside Dipper.

Dipper tossed his phone into the air and yelped in surprise, then glared at Bill as his cellphone landed on his lap.

Both boys heard a tug on the car door as they both flung themselves around and looked out the same window, seeing a pig nose pressed against the glass, along with a toothy smile.

Dipper unlocked the door for Mabel as he watched his twin sister climb in with Waddles buckled next to her.

    "So, Dipper," said Mabel after a sheer silence. "What have you been doing in the car with Bill, huh?" She nudged him and chuckled.

    "You know, Mabel, I can't talk because you're so out of tone...," Dipper joked and dragged his scarf off his nose and mouth. "I was just...sitting here."

Mabel eyed Dipper suspiciously. "Hmm...All right, you've escaped this one."

Dipper started the car and stamped his foot on the pedal as he drove them back to the Mystery Shack.

    "So, I bought Christmas lights, confetti, wreaths, confetti, scented candles, confetti, more sweaters, and another body pillow of Bill-" Mabel stopped.

    "Okay, okay," Dipper butt in nervously, beginning to sweat.

Bill looked outwardly amused and just pretended he didn't hear anything. He pulled back on the car seat and shut his eyes on the way back.