A/N: I based this off a song!! Not MLP?? Like I don't watch that...(art by elentori on tumblr). I feel like this one sucks so prepare yourself.

"DIPPER!" Mabel shouted through the shack. "I GOT NEW CLOTHES FOR YOU AND BILL."

Bill zoomed down with a bright smile, and Dipper strode down with baggy eyes. Two bags plopped onto the table. They were both filled with a variety of sweaters, two pairs of shoes, and jeans and shorts. Bill delved his hand into his bag, taking out a yellow sweater with the Bill Cipher eye designed on it. He also took out a pair of Strider (Homestuck??) glasses, two other sweaters (one turquoise, the other purple), a pair of grey jeans, and deep grey shoes.

As for Dipper he rummaged through his bag, taking out a purple Meow Wow! sweater, a red sweater, turquoise sweater, pink shorts, white socks, and grey shoes, too.

Immediately Bill got dressed out of that fancy golden suit and looked like he was ready for a musical number. Dipper groaned internally and marched to the bathroom, changing into the clothes. He came out with a sweater tied around his neck, the Meow Wow! sweater on, and the other sweater raveled around his waist.

"YOU GUYS LOOK AWESOME!" Mabel laughed and threw herself on the floor, happy tears streaming down her cheeks.

Dipper placed his fists on his hips and spread his legs a little, looking seriously at her. Bill threw himself into a hilarious pose too; legs spread and his back twisting with his elbow in the air.

Mabel snagged a camera and quickly took snaps and photos, sniggering and giggling. She got to her feet and bolted upstairs, converting the pictures into a computer.

Bill elbowed Dipper and laughed. "Great pose, Stoic Dipper." He stood up properly and smiled.

Dipper ripped the clothes off of him, tossing them to the laundry bin. With a heavy sigh he sat down and internally laughed at Bill.

"You dork..."