I'm going to make a new BillDip fanfiction (I'm bored of the college one...) (((i always hated it as a fanfiction)))

I'm going to write at least two of these as full fanfictions eventually, but which one first?? (I came up with half of these on the spot)

1. The "I Love You" one with the last words on the arm thing yeah

2. Middle Ages wizarding stuff but like,,,, Bill and Dipper

3. Mob boss Bill Cipher and Dipper; The Great Nephew to Bill's Rival Mob Group

4. Bill is a fairly new detective that has trouble remembering recent events, but can remember minor details from the past. Dipper is a hard boiled, specialty detective - the kind that only works on the most difficult and bizarre cases - who was severely burned in a chemical fire and is mostly confined to their apartment because of their paranoia and PTSD. When a string of serial killings begins to plague the city, it's up to Bill to be Dipper's eyes, ears, and hands while the two of them race against the clock to find the killer. (Whispers I already know who the killer would be so i've got this one relatively planned well) ((also whispers, I got this idea from an "au prompt" tumblr account don't judge me i'm not creative when put on the spot))

5. ZOMBIE AU (oh boy)

6. DIPPER FIGURED OUT TIME TRAVEL BUT NOT HOW TO USE THE MACHINE AND GETS STUCK IN IDK THE ROARING TWENTIES AND WHILE TRYING TO FIX IT HE MEETS BILL AND YEAH YOU GET THE JIST (i was listening to electro swing music again fight me holy shit)

7. Dipper's an author who just published a new book and one day, at a book signing, a person comes up to him that looks, sounds, acts, exactly how he wrote the main character/villain (the main character is an antihero/antagonist). The person confirms that their name is bill and unfortunately, they wont leave Dipper alone. But hey, any author wants to meet their characters, right? So Dipper is so excited to have his main character alive and existing, he talks to him endlessly, until he realizes, "oh my god, i ended up killing him off in the book" (i'm actually kind of proud to come up with that off the top of my head bc it's actually pretty cool sounding)

8. Dipper is a deaf janitor at an aquarium that shows off, well, I guess you could say odd creatures. And one day on the job, a merman starts tapping on the glass for his attention, and starts communicating through sign language. (Bet you can't guess who the fuckin merman is)

9. Everyone is given a familiar (a small mythical/magical animal that stays with one person their entire life) at birth, and Dipper's familiar, a fungal mouse deer (a creature I found a thing on tumblr a long time ago about familiars for the MBTI type so I'm giving Dipper the INTP's familiar which also happens to be mine) which is usually timid and paranoid, runs up to a stranger's familiar and they wont part. Bet you can't guess who's familiar mouse deer likes.

Wow okay while coming up with these for the last 5 minutes I realized that; wow "i'll write at least two" is a lie and an understatement this are too good to pass up and 2. ALL OF THESE ARE IN DIPPERS PERSPECTIVE BC HES SO EASY TO WRITE WHEN YOU HAVE THE SAME PERSONALITY TYPE AS THAT LITTLE SHIT and lastly 3. I s2g have fun trying to decide what ones are good and i may come up with more so good bye have fun