have a body you need to dispose of

.....

don't really feel like digging that deep hole

or

driving deep into the forest

and

 does the smell of burning flesh nauseate you

.....

then just call

1-800-744-7328

that's

1-800-pigs eat

and let me

do the dirty work for you

....

that's

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and ask for Farmer Dan

.....

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