Ever since I was young I have been 'special'. Special as in if I were to hold my breath for 10 seconds I would teleport. Where? Well it depends. One time I teleported to the other side of the planet. Another time to a girl's bathroom in the mall. It seems cool to have this power but being 'special' made it so mine and Mabel's parents send us to our grandparent's house.

Our grandparents are both male. They are actually twins. There is Stan and than Ford. Stan is more laid back while Ford likes to explore and test out new things.

Anyways me and Mabel are now standing in front of their shack with wide smiles.

"It's been a long time since we have been here." Mabel states.

"Yes that it has." I reply losing my smile.

While Mabel knocks on the door I look at the forest. Someone or something is watching us. I can just feel it.

Stan opens the door while I glaze out at the forest, dressed only in his striped boxers. Same odd Stan. Mabel giggles as she sees him and jumps into his arms making him crash to the floor. They both laugh while I just glance at them with a small smile.

"Stanley what's with the noise!?" Ford shouts and comes to the door.

He chuckles when he sees them on the ground then looking up at me he notices my glaze at the forest and nods slightly. He knows I am not the same Dipper they all knew and he knows that something or someone is watching from in there. Dropping my stuff I mouth thanks and run into the forest.

I have changed. I am now taller, I am still slim but have a good build of muscle, my hair is still shaggy, and my eyes are still brown. Yet now I have dark thoughts and can barely ever smile. Finding a log I sit and sigh. No one but Ford knows. He only knows because he can see past my mask, since he is like me.

"What do we have here?" A familiar voice sings.

No that can't be! He's dead !Looking around I see no flying dorito. Instead there is a human guy floating around in front of me. He has gold hair, a eye patch covering one of his eyes, the other eye is yellow. There is a top hat floating above his head, he is carrying a black cane, and he is wearing a yellow outfit.

Who is this guy and why is he floating? He can't be human if he's floating and by that appearance he kind of looks like Dorito.

"Haven't heard that for a few years." He sings down a smile on his lips.

It is him. But how we killed- no of course! He is too strong to be killed. Urg! Why haven't I even thought about it?! So if we didn't kill him, what did we do?

"Questions questions so many, you remind me of pine tree he always had questions." Bill says with a fond look.

Glad im not wearing the hat. Straight give away and I'm sure he would not like that. Hehe no he likes to solve the puzzle games. He loves to make them too.

"You know me. So you must be someone who tried to kill me. I do like puzzle games so I'm going to guess who you are. If I guess right in 3 tries you have to do something for me."

"What do I get if you can't guess right?" I ask.

He smirks and taps his chin. "Up to you I don't care everything works in my benefit in the end." He shrugs.

"Than lets make it a deal." I state knowing that I have a better chance than him.

He puts out a gloved hand and a blue flame pops up. Putting my hand in his I smirk.

"Alrighty let's get this started!!!" He shouts excitedly.

Letting go of his hand I close my eyes and image wood chopping. "Wendy, did not have brown hair nice try!"

Now I image a mystery sign. Bill sighs. "Soos, was bigger and more....laid back than you."

Now I image sparkles and Waddles. Than sweaters. Lots of colorful glittery sweaters.

"Mabel, loves those things. Pine tree it disturbs me that you would think just a thing to make me lose." Bill states.

Sitting up and opening my eyes I smirk. "I win." He sings with a smirk.

"No actually you don't. Your first guess was Wendy, your second was Soos and the third was Mabel." I tell him.

He shakes his head and than thinks for a moment. "Oh, I see what you did~. But we both know that isn't fair."

"You never play fair, but fine we both win. I have to do something for you and you have to do something for me." He nods and laughs.

Standing I stretch and pull out my phone. 7:50 damn it's late, better get home before Mabel worries. A hand in front of me stops my moment.

"Let's fly!~" Bill sings out.

This is such a bad idea but if I don't he will find some else and bug me. Grabbing his hand I squeal when he lifts me and presses me back against his chest. Wrapping his arms around me he fly's us sideways towards the shack. To be flying with the one who tried to kill our family and who took over the world is probably not the smartest thing.

Suddenly we stop right above the shack. Face flushed I try to jump out of his hold. I didn't realize till now that I was so pressed against him. He only laughs and holds me tighter.

"Invite me for dinner pine tree." He whispers in my ear.

Shaking my head I sigh. "No! For one thing you could kill my family! Two you would be recognized as soon as you got in the shack. Three I don't want you near my sister or Grunkles!"

Bill laughs and blows into my ear. Flinching to the side I grind my teeth together in frustration. He's an asshole.

"I heard that pine tree." Bill states.

Landing on the roof he lets me go and fly's up again. "Invite me to dinner pine tree~ or you will have to stay up here!"

Sighing I sit and hold my breath. 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. Suddenly I'm in my attic room in the shack. Hey that teleport worked. Smiling I see that all my stuff has been put away, but Mabel's stuff is not here. Frowning I run downstairs to see Stan placing food down.

Mabel and Ford are already seated. Sitting down next to Ford I lean in close. "The thing was just a gnome." I whisper to him.

He nods and smiles. A tap on the window startles me. Looking up I see Bill's face pressed against it. He looks hot in that body but not like that. Standing with my hand over my mouth I edge towards the door.

"Dipper! Where you going!?" Mabel calls out.

Shrugging I open the door and quickly run out. I make sure to shut the door before turning to Bill who is now floating in front of me.

"Bill Cipher what the hell do you want?!"

He just smirks and stares into my eyes. "Invite me to dinner pine tree or I'll make you do something you won't like."

Damnit stupid Dorito! "Fine but lose the hat and cane. Also no flying and use a different name."

With that I storm inside him following. They all look up when I come in. When seeing Bill they frown. Sighing I just sit down again next to Ford. Bill stands though since there is no other seats. Haha Dorito.

"Sorry to intrude but Dipper said I could stay here for awhile since my family kicked me out." He whimpers.

Fucking lair! Mabel frowns and jumps up to hug him. Sighing I give a small sad smile. Got to act or I'll be the one who will be questioned.

"Well you can stay in the attic with Dipper since Mabel is taking the spare room." Stan says and Ford nods.

So that's where Mabel's stuff is, no wonder. Shaking my head I frown but Stan gives me a scolding look.

"Thank you- I'm Bill." He chokes out.

Everyone tense at the name of the demon then nods. Stan stands and pats his arm.

"I'll go make you a plate Bill. I'm Stanley but you can call me Stan."

"I'm Mabel!" My sister shouts excitedly before letting him go.

"I'm Ford, Stan's twin." Ford says with a blank look.

Bill nods happy, he has a slight grin on his lips. Stan brings out a plate and frowns when he sees no open spaces.

"Dont-" I start but its to late I'm being picked up and set down on Bills lap.

Stan looks shocked by what Bill did but puts his plate down next to mine anyway. Sighing I eat with a glare and a tight grip on my fork. I wonder if i could stab him with it without anyone noticing? Perhaps I could say it was an accident.

"Now now that's not nice pine tree." Bill whispers into my ear while setting his fork down.

Damn dream demon who can read minds! Letting go of my fork I frown down at my plate. This is not good, i have to get him out as soon as possible.