An overworked Dipper is getting tired of coming home to a destructive husband. Dipper is like 29 while Bill is his old demon self. Modern age the cipher house.

Cipher residence

Dipper is seen walking up to her house in a black business with matching heels and hair short on her shoulders.

"I'm home everyone!" Dipper said then gasped looking seeing garbage and the kids fighting "Mabel! Madie! Miley! Molly! Marge! Marry! Mindy! Misty! Margo! Macey! Billy!" She shouted making them all stop.

"Hey mom!" They all said except Macey nervously.

"Look at this mess!" Dipper snapped "It is chore day why aren't you all cleaning instead of fighting?" She asked impatiently.

"Well we were about to." Miley started.

"But dad literally said not to worry about." Mabel said rubbing her arm.

"He said things will only get dirtier later." Marry said out of nowhere making Dipper jump.

"We totally agreed with him!" Mindy and Misty said together.

"So we were just here chilling for awhile." Marge said on the couch.

"Wait I thought we were relaxing." Madie said making the family slap their faces annoyed.

"Anyway our father figure conjured up us a monumental amount of George Washington bills." Margo said whiling adjusting her glasses.

"So we called for pizza but instead that guy gaze us a pizza of his mind so we coughed up the dough! Ha! Get it?" Molly laughed.

"Pizza hehe!" Macey the youngest giggled.

"So you fought over the last slice again." Dipper said rubbing her eyes "Which made an even bigger mess."she said looking around.

"Mom were sorry we'll clean it up we promise." Billy the only boy said which got his sisters to agree.

"You kids do that while I have a stern talking to with your father." Dipper said stomping up the stairs then opened her bedroom door seeing Bill play videogames on their TV.

"Oh hey pinetree!" Bill greeted entranced by the game "Wanna watch me destroy these aliens?" He offered but got silence "Something wrong?" He asked still watching the screen.

"Yes Bill while I was taking over the mystery shack while you were suppose to watch the kids!" Dipper said while taking away Bill's controller making him whine.

"Pinetree Mabel Jr was in charge plus I gave them pizza money." Bill said shrugging his shoulders.

"So not the point." Dipper sighed sitting on their bed and taking off her suit now just in her underwear.

"How about I make it up to you with a massage?" Bill offered starting to rub his wife's shoulders.

"Better not end up like last time where I ended up pregnant with Macey." Dipper said enjoying the massage.

"No guarantees." Bill purred grabbing some oil and lotion and started to rub her down.

"Working everyday in a shack is hard work Bill." Dipper started eyes closed and stomach on the bed.

"And I should reward that hard work more often." Bill said reading her mind.

"Exactly you stupid demon." Dipper muttered falling asleep.