Bill gets a weird pet from another dimension that drives Dipper mad. Both turned 30.

Cipher-Pines residence friday

"Mommy!" Misty yelled from inside the 10 year old holds her 5 year old brother's hand "There's a monster in the bathroom!" She yelled.

"Are you sure?" Dipper asked who was reading on the porch "Sure your dad wasn't playing a prank of some kind?" She asked and for shakes of the head so she went into the bath and screamed.

"See mommy we told you!" Billy said arms folded.

"Bill!" Dipper yelled going into their shared room holding the lizard creature with oven mits.

"Hey you found Lalo!" Bill said taking the creature and pet it causing it to purr and close it's eyes.

"Lalo?" Dipper asked having an 'I'm waiting for an explanation' look making Bill nervous.

"Yeah Lalo our new pet!" Bill pouted continuing to pet 'Lalo' while Dipper shakes her head.

"As long as you take full responsibility I can't see why not." Dipper said making Bill hug her with Lalo in the middle making her gulp.

Lalo montage

Lalo is eating Dipper's pants causing them to be buttless.

Dipper is using a broom to shoo Lalo away but he eats the broom and barfs it up.

Lalo is using Dipper's Pinetree hat as a bathroom making her fume.

Dipper is watching TV when suddenly Lalo changes the Channel and hisses every time Dipper goes to take the remote.

End of Montage Saturday

"Mommy! Daddy! " Billy whined showing his parents his bookbag which is half eaten "Lalo ate my homework!" He pointed at the monster.

"He ate mine too!" Misty added showing off her homework pile of scrapes and spit.

"Bill take Lalo far away from our house before I divorce you." Dipper said well ordered her husband seeing as she was a mess as well having no sleep and being tormented for 24 hours.

"Yes Pinetree." Bill said taking the lizard away "He came from the nightmare realm by the way." He said making Dipper point at the car "Okay." He said walking into the car.

"Get a puppy instead!" Billy said happy again because the nightmare is finally over at last.

"No I want a kitten!" Misty argued with her brother while Dipper rubbed her eyes.