Honeypot!

Archer cartoon universe' where Bill is a field agent with an assignment to honeypot Dipper with a tape filled with information given to her by her Grunkle Stan.

Isis headquarters

"Please Cipher come in." Ford said sipping his drink.

"What's this weeks game plan sixer?" Bill asked smirking then he sipped his drink as well.

"Well you know my great niece." Ford said showing a photo of a woman in a black dress and glasses looking directly at the camera.

"Sure do Mabel Pines she's a real Shooting Star and quite a looker sixer I'll never know where she got it from." He said smirking.

"That's not Mabel you idiot that's Mason her twin sister." Ford said   while Bill cranked so he did a spit take on Ford who looks angry "This suits dry cleaning is going out of your paycheck." He grumbled.

"Waiting Shooting Star has a twin!" Bill said eyes wide "oh man I could've dated both at the same time." Bill said making Ford glare at him for the comment.

"But instead you dated half the cities women whenever you got bored." He said pointing a finger "If you weren't the best I'd fire you in a heartbeat." He threatened. "Anyway the mission is to receive a video tape with classified information on it which is always on Mason's Person so unfortunately I'll need you to do a honeypot." Ford sighed.

"Ah yes the honeypot I lay the Cipher charm and no woman will be able to resist me." Bill said enlarging his ego then takes a big swing of his drink then took his leave leaving Ford alone

"Why did Stanley have to give her that tape!" Ford said out loud.

"I don't know maybe because your a big stupid idiot?" The secretary lady said out loud "That wasn't me!" She added.

Miami

Mason is just reading outside wearing her sunglasses, a hat and her black dress till a strange man came up to her.

"Excuse me ma'am?" Bill said wearing his white shorts and shirt "I've just been wandering around and I couldn't help but notice that someone like you is all alone in such a nice day." Bill said taking a seat "Names Randy." He introduced his fake name.

"Hello Randy I'm Mason but I prefer Dipper." Dipper said not interested in him.

"Well Dipper could I interest you in a cold beverage?" Bill asked leaning in but is confused when she laughs.

"Sorry it's just you are so not my type!" Dipper laughed walking away.

"What not you type I am everyone's type!" Bill yelled at her.

"Maybe in your dreams dude!" Dipper continued walking away.

"For the record this only makes me want you more" Bill yelled again slouching in his seat not believing what happened.

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