Bill recently lost his cooking job since a customer 'found' poop in their soup. 1950s

Cipher-pines residence

"May the spirits kill me now." Bill grumbled in his pillow having slept in.

"Bill you can't just sleep in all day. get up." Dipper said while putting on her cleaning uniform.

"Mason when a man loses his job and his woman has to be the breadwinner it means he basically lost his manhood." Bill said pointing to himself.

"Your manhood is fine Babe check a mirror." Dipper joked kissing his cheek.

"Ha ha ha." Bill laughed unamused "Well what am I suppose to do while your working!" He asked throwing his hands in the air.

"Simple just do what I usually cleaning the house, do the dishes, do the laundry and most importantly take care of junior which includes feeding him, changing him, and putting him down for a nap." Dipper listed off.

"So basically women's work." Bill groaned pulling the blanket over his body and whined. The baby cried alerting the pair.

"First mom cue of the day." Dipper said walking to the door "And put on some makeup on you look like death." She joked "Bye!" Sh said and left.

"Well junior." Bill started walking into his sons room picking him up "Looks like old paps here is your momma till he gets a new job." He said grabbing a Bottle "Good thing your mom pumped up some milk huh?" He asked chuckling.

"Bah bah!" Junior said trying to grab the bottle and failing.

"Before I give you this say 'Dada' come on say 'Dada'." Bill said looking at his sons eyes which look at him dumbly. "Dada?" Bill tried.

"Mama!" Junior said and took his bottle gulping it down.

"If anyone asks ill deny it." Bill said feeding his son till he's done and went off to clean the dishes.