(  UGGGGH THE PRODUCERS OF GRAVITY FALLS HAD TO MAKE HIM A HUMAN. OH WELL HIS A FUCKING SQAURE)
"Explain before I leave.." I muttered, helping Bill up. Bill stretched his back out. "He's a square, nothing else to it.. " Bill rolled his eyes. "Hm?" I looked at the blue haired boy. "Do you know what his name could be? " Bill groaned before looking down. "Tad Strange, a square loser.. " Bill rolled his eyes. My eyes widened as I turned to him. "He's just like you..... " I growled. I rubbed my forehead and put my hands in my pocket. "I really don't want to get involved.." I shook my head. I walked to my car.

When I got back to the shack, Stan was sitting in the living room. "COUNTER DUTY!" Stan screamed. I rolled my eyes and sat at the counter and got on my phone. The bell door rung. I never kept my eyes off my phone. "Listen Bill, I dont want to get in the middle of you and your little friend.. " I groaned, texting a friend. "We are siblings not friends." a chuckle I never heard before. I looked up and notice the blue haired boy staring down at me. "Where's Bill, Tad? " I asked, looking around. As I asked as a small little piglet waddled in, hoping up and down, signifying it wanted to be picked up. I picked the piglet up, "Aw! Cute!" I pet the piggy. The pig kicked me. "Sorry I know your my Bill, Just calm your pig tits. " I growled looking back up at Tad. "Fix him.. " I growled. Tad chuckled.

"What you gonna do for me if I fix him? " Tad asked. I shrugged, sitting Bill the Pig in my lap. Bill the Pig shrieked, having a fit.

'Are you an idiot!? ' Bill growled in my head. 'Maybe. What's wrong it's just a favor.. ' I looked at Bill. 'Tad never keeps his promises..'

"N-nevermind.. " I shook my head. "I can figure out how to do it myself..." Tad kept a grin on his face. "Without magic you won't get anywhere with Bill. " Tad smirked. "But, your lost.. " I nodded as Tad walked out of the Mystery Shack. I laid my head back and groaned loudly. "What the fuck did I get myself into?" I asked myself, looking at my phone.

"Who can help us, bill? " I asked Bill. 'I don't have a clue. This is 4rth dimensional magic not fake magic like 3rd dimensional magic.' Bill spoke into my head.. "How about we go to the 4rth dimemsion?" I asked. 'No magic.. ' Bill wiggled his little feet. I groaned and got up, sitting Bill on the ground. We walked outside, sun beaming brightly. "God I shouldn't have left you, you idiot.." I muttered. Bill didn't say anything. "I'm gonna make a deal with blues clues kid.. " I growled. I called for him. A flash of light sparked, making Tad appear. "What's the deal sweetheart? " the boy singed. "If you change him back I will do anything for you.. " I begged. 'Stop it! You wouldn't do anything!' Bill growled, voice echoing in my head. "Anything?" Tad got closer. Of course. Another pervert.... I nodded slowly, trying to hide how terrified I was. His hand seemed to set in a neon purple colour. He his hand out, staring at me. I slowly grasped his hand and shook it.

When I let go, Tad snapped his fingers, turning Bill back. I stared at him. He was truly a triangle. Bill stared back, floating with a cane in his hand. "I'm gonna kick your ass!" he growled at his brother. "I hate squares!" Tad shook his head and smirked. "Y/n, your part of the deal.. You are going to be with me forever.. "
I narrowed my eyes. I looked back at Bill. Bill's eye was wide and lifeless. I've truly screwed up. "N-" "We made a deal. Either I take your life or do your part.. " Tad growled. I looked back at Bill. Bill floated over to me and hugged me. "I will come for you. I promise.." he whispered. I hugged back. "I'm sorry for making the deal.. I just wanted you to be happy.." I whispered back, a tear tolling down my cheek. Bill looked at his brother, anger clearly showing. I walked up to Tad. He snapped his finger, making us disappear.

We appeared in a small little house with the kitchen and living room visible. Tad stared at me as I looked around the room. My eyes ran into Tad's gaze. His icy blue eyes met my round e/c orbs. "Do you like it? " he asked. "Why would I? " I growled, wiping a tear from my eye. Tad scoffed and sat on the couch in the living room. I stared at my high tops silently, flinching as Tad spoke. "You can sit down if you want.." Tad frowned, one eyebrow raised. I shuffled to a chair on the side, making sure to stay far away from Tad. 'How could he be so relaxed!? Where is the pain I'm supposed to be given from him!? ' I thought. Tad only stared at you, frowning. "Why are you staring!?" I hissed. Tad eyebrows furrowed, disgusted by my attitude.

"Help yourself to anything in the fridge. " he walked out of the room. I didn't respond. I got up and looked in the fridge. It was filled with different types of food. My eyes went left and right going down the row. I was hypnotized by the good looking food. A pop made you jump. Tad was in the kitchen, opening a can of soda. "Any reason why you made a bet with me..?" Tad asked, getting closer. "Because I care.. For Bill." I muttered, taking a can of soda and sat on a bar stool. Tad nodded and sat infront of me, staring at me in interest. "I heard him warn you, why did you not listen?" Tad asked more. "Because he's an idiot. Every idiot needs a smart person to guide them.." I rolled my eyes, taking a swig of my drink. "Well I'm going to send you on your way in three months. Im not that cruel.. " Tad chuckled.

"Wait what! " my eyebrow raised. "I'm just scaring the dumb fool. I told you I'm not that cruel.. " Tad rolled his eyes, getting up and walked to the trash can. "Does that can have soda in it? " I asked. Tad stopped in his tracks. "Yeah, why? " he asked, turning towards me. "Give it." I held my hand out. Tad slowly handed me the soda can and I took a swig, trying not to blush when I felt the saliva on the tin. Tad watched in more interest then ever..

"Have you ever heard of germs? " Tad asked. I wiped Tad's saliva off my lips. "Whatever. I-I just don't want you waisting good food.. " I blushed a bit. Tad smirked before almost leaving the room. I gasped. I was basically holding my breath when Tad stoppe to think. "Oh. By the way I used to be in Gompers's body.. " he chuckled. I blushed, blankly staring at my lip gloss stain on the can of my soda. Gomper's was my old goat. We had so many memories until he ran away. Or until Tad ran away.. What embarrassed me more was that Gompers had seen me naked before when I was five . My father was bathing me and the goat. My blush thickened as I remember Gompers ramming me from behind randomly, knocking me off my feet. I looked around and noticed a bunch of doors running down a long hallway. "Tad? Can we please talk?" I opened one of the doors. A bunch of light flashed into my eyes. I watched as two large towers collapsed, sending millions of people running towards me. It was the Twin Towers. One man got too close, so I closed the door. I breathed out, trying to put everything together. "Tad!?!?? " I screamed out. Tad busted out a door panting. "WHAT!? "he asked, running to me, grabbing me by my shoulders. "I-I saw the actual thingie happen! " I held Tad close to me, trying to recap everything. Tad looked at the door next to us and smirked. "It's my memory, not the real thing.." he smiled, hugging back. Tad looked at your neck. "Oh. He claimed you.. " Tad whispered, staring at the healing bite marks from when we had sex. "He claimed me? " I asked, rubbing the bite marks. Tad nodded. He let go and ruffled his hands through my hair. "Bout time we should hit the hay. Let me show you your room.."