No Smashing!
Reference to mlp and Hulk and the agents of smash
TARAS POV A FEW DAYS LATER
I am currently looking at navigations on the radar since it'll be awhile before I make it to Earth. "Hmm there seems to be some meteors heading toward us?" I said to myself I'm starting to get cabin fever looking at babies I notice their still asleep behind my seat ,so I decide to change clothes I didn't grab much all of them are either pretty dresses or flirty clothes and some collars Bill made me wear. I decided on my light blue knee length dress and silver heels(photo) and the tiara Bill gave me. i look great especially since my great figure is back to normal!
"AVERTING COLLISION TARA IS SAFE" The computer said making me smile I have no idea how to weapons
"Thank you." I said lightly bowing what can I say I live to impress like when I was at prom I dressed as a princess for a cute guy Johnny wonder if I'll meet him again or Jackie! Pinkie! Rachel! Faye! Raine! My bffs! I sigh putting on strawberry lipgloss, some blush, eyeliner, mascara, some pale eye-shadow, my deodorant, flower perfume, i put my hair on one side, some mouthwash, and diamond earrings and bracelets and necklace. of course my ring too
"SHIP NEARBY IN COURSE DO YOU WISH TO GO ON BOARD?" Computer asked is it Friend or foe i looked on scanners to see the ship going the same way I am. i didn't bring much food so maybe they have some?
"Yes please but first can I communicate with the pilot?" I asked and the screen immediately starting going into the ships communication signals and starts to load. Once it was answered I was surprised none other than the Hulk! hulk in space and more hulks fighting in the background? What!?
"Yah who is it?" Hulk asked and demanded then his gaze softened seeing me i know I'm fabulous! "Hey you look familar?" Hulk rubbed his chin then looked at the hulks so he sighed "One moment" Hulk separated the red guy,blue guy,grey guy, and green woman "No arguing! I'm talking to someone!" They got all their attention as they looked at my screen followed by cameras? They have cameras? Okay a lot has happened on earth when i was away didn't it! "Excuse the boneheads." Hulk said making me smile.
"It's okay Hulk! I'm used to seeing that living with two older brothers!" I said giggling then looked at the other hulks "I'm sorry I haven't been on earth for awhile who are you guys?" I asked politely
"Names She-hulk nice to meet ya." The green woman now named She-hulk said smirking.
"I'm Red-hulk but you can call me Red miss." Red guy now named Red-hulk said crossing his arms.
"Skarr's name is Skarr!" Grey guy now named Skarr said slashing the air with a sword.
"And last but certainly not least! I am A-Bomb!" Blue guy now flexing his muscles and winked at me "And what's your name?" He said he clearly likes me
"Hulk should know since I met him along with the Avengers a few months ago?" I said to Hulk looking at him expectanty "Anyway I was just wondering if I could aboard your ship since I'm low on food and fuel and i need to use a bathroom." I said and they nodded simultaneous making the screen go black.
"THE SHIP IS GIVING US ACCESS TO COME IN, SO HOLD ON!" My computer said so I nodded but the ride was smooth ,so I didn't hold on.
ON HULKS SHIP
My capsule safely landed inside hulks spaceship so I opened the door and started to walk ableit a little difficult since I've been in a capsule for a few days and in heels ,but I manage. I see all the hulks rushing toward me ,so I put my hands up "No smashing please!" I said making them all stop at their tracks."Hi I'm Tara!" I introduced myself putting my hand out to She-hulk who shakes it.
"So what's a pretty girl like you doing in space alone?" A-Bomb asked putting his arm on front of me causing me to giggle and start touching his muscles "Like that?" He asked smugly making me playfully shove him.
"So you've met greenie before huh?" Red said acting suspicious looking closely at me "Under what circumstances?" He asked leaning toward me making me have anxiety.
"Red leave pretty girl alone!" Skarr said pushing him away then looks at me "Pretty girl okay?" I nod making him smile goofily ,but then he sniffed the air "Skarr smell something over there!" He pointed at my capsule making Hulk start walking to it.
"Wait!" I shouted putting my arm in front of Hulk making him growl a little "It's ok i know what Skarr is talking about!" I said but the hulks look unconvinced so I hurriedly go in my capsule taking both baby carriers "Its only a stinky diaper!" I said then sniffed both carriers cringing "I mean two stinky diapers!" I said looking at my babies then at all the Hulks shocked faces.
"Your a mother!" A-Bombed shouted "Okay that's a deal breaker!" He said making me roll my eyes at his comment.
"Pretty girl has puny little humans." Skarr said pointing at my babies okay how can he not know what a baby is?
"Now I remember! You were pregnant with them ,so you went on a man hunting spree in midtown!" Hulk said in realization but the other hulks look confused.
"A Manhunt? Oh I read about that! Apparently she craved energy from males since it was a symptom of a Daemonor's second trimester. Tara Smith Got kidnapped one night as a sacrifice next thing she knows she's being married to the same guy who caused the entire world to become weird!" Red said knowing the situation.
"And not cool weird ,but really bad not fun weird!" A-Bomb remembering that day "Man I wrestled with a mailbox with sharp teeth! It was like a living nightmare!"
"Yes because my husband is from the Nightmare realm Not the one where The villain 'Nightmare' lives but the one where evil intergalactic space gods live and kept prisoner Billions of years ago before the creation of our and basically any other reality! The laws of physics don't exist and has the attraction of weird?" I close my eyes "I don't really get it and Bill couldn't explain well enough for me, but basically the world is normal but weird at same time?!"
"Skarr don't get it?" Skarr said scratching his head.
"Yeah me neither but then again I'm a 'B' student who wanted to hangout with friends instead of Doing Homework or anything involving school." I said then Liam started to squirm in distress "Uh oh someone's fussy!" I said then handed Ariel's carrier to She-Hulk "Hold her while I help Mr.fussy here." I said unstrapping Liam and taking him in my arms to calm him down "Shh Shh Liam your okay!" I said rocking him back and he makes gurgling sounds.
"Uh need any help?" Red said awkwardly with the Other hulks watching me. I put Liam back in his carrier.
"No I just need some food and to give Liam and Ariel a change and bath ,so where's the bathroom? And the kitchen?" I asked taking Both carriers in my hands. Hulk nods and makes a come-this-way gesture, so I follow him to a living space.
"This is eating area." Hulk said then turn to corner walking into hallway to another room "This is bathroom but I have to take of something first." Hulk goes in and takes out a green guy with a big forehead? freak "Leader won't bother you." Hulk said taking the Leader by his shirt.
"Bother who?" Leader said then looks at me "Oh why aren't you a sight for sore eyes! and you have children! How wonderful!" He said creepily make me glare ,and so did the Hulk.
"Listen Leader touch them and you get smashed! Got it!" Hulk threatened showing off a fist making the Leader nod. I roll my eyes.
"I think i can handle myself in a fight with this guy!" I said smirking and the hulk does too ,but the leader doesn't look impressed crossing his arms as the hulk drags him out to his cage I presume.
NO POV
After giving her twins a bath in the sink Tara decided to take a shower so she went to the closest smasher to babysit which was A-Bomb "Hey A-Bomb! I'm going to take a shower would ya' mind watching Liam and Ariel for me?" Tara asked handing over her baby carriers with sleeping babies in them.
"Sure why not!" A-Bomb said taking the kids and getting them closer to his camera "Hey hulkies! Tara is living proof that people can trust us with delicate and personal matters such as watching their children cause we don't just Smash we care!" A-Bomb said proudly "Hey get a closeup! Their adorable!" A-Bomb is suddenly pulled down by ear by Tara "Ow! Ow!" He cried in pain.
"Hey nothing better happen to them on your watch ,Or i will destroy you!" Tara threatened with her voice low and deadly serious as she glared at Rick then let him to go ,so she walks in the bathroom.
"Motherly instinct she means business so you better let me watch them." She-Hulk taking the baby carriers from A-Bomb who objects "Hey guys I'm auntie Jen!" She cooed ,but Ariel starts to cry making She-Hulk freakout "Uh no no! Stop that!" Ariel keeps crying making She-Hulk a little mad ,but Red takes them.
"Hey a let a man who's handled this sort of thing!" Red said starting to shake the carriers but both the babies started crying making him a little red making the carrier melt a little "Uh you take them!" Red said giving them to Skarr who starts to make funny faces like sticking out his tongue and stretching his nose and ears.
"Punny babies stop crying!" Skarr said only for them to cry more confusing him. A-Bomb took the babies back.
"Okay I say we jut let them cry until Tara is out of the shower!" A-Bomb said making the smashers nod then Hulk comes in.
"What's with the crying?" Hulk asks then notices the twins "Oh them, where's Tara?"
"Taking a shower." She-Hulk answered "Were waiting for her to take care of Ariel and Liam."
"Hmm." Hulk acknowledged taking the carriers in his hands to look at them closely "Maybe their just hungry?"
"What do puny people eat?" Skarr asked taking out an apple "Apple?" He asked
"No babies eat muchy food!" She-Hulk said butting in "Except their a little too young for real food , so we need formula!" The Bathroom door opened revealing a wet Tara in only her dress.
"OK I've heard a lot of whats going on clearly none of you should be around babies." Tara said noticing her babies carriers have molten parts making her glare at Red "OK someone smash that guy!" She-hulk did the honors punching red into the other room "That's for ruining my carriers!" She said then turned back to her children taking them into her arms to sit on a couch.
"You should know monsters shouldn't be around babies!!" Red said coming back in the room as well as the rest of the smashers.
"Monsters?" Tara questioned "I don't see you guys as monsters I've seen much more monsterish things than you guys!" Tara turned to A-Bomb "Could you turn off the cameras I don't want all of earth watching me do this." A-Bomb nodded doing so.
"Okay but why-" A-Bomb stopped himself seeing Tara move down her dress to show off her bare chest making him blush and stutter as her children latch onto her drinking her greedily "Oh!"
"Yeah I like the bonding and its not like I have a job to do since I'm a slave to my husband, Bill." Tara said holding them close.
"A slave? What kind of relationship do you and Bill have?" Hulk asked crossing his arms.
"He treated me well besides forcing marriage and making me steal male energy. I just can't go anywhere without Bill ,but its for protection since that world is dangerous everywhere you go. But he would make me dressup fancy and wear a collar when we had guests over." Tara said.
"That's horrible!" She-Hulk said then took a blanket over Tara's chest to cover up her feeding the babies "Sorry but the idiots were looking too closely." She-Hulk directed her attention to Red and A-Bomb staring even Skarr but he doesn't know what he's seeing.
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