Based off this HeadCanyn
Bill once sat on Ted for an entire hour-long interview because a fan dared him to.

"Wyld Stallyns will now be taking questions from the audience,"
The Stallyns handler at this interview, Derek, probably hated the boys.
He didn't truly hate them, he just hated working for them, because they would get off topic so easily and always insisted that fan questions never get screened.

Fans were the worst, especially when there were no rules. The questions sometimes got extremely personal and borderline obsessive.
The boys were boys, though, and knew how to make a joke of anything.

"Bill, Ted, when was your first kiss with each other?" The first fan brought up. Great start. Derek wanted to pull the plug on the pairing questions, but the boys shook their heads.

Suddenly, the boys shot each other a gaze from across the stage at each other.
Bill started unbuttoning his flannel shirt, revealing a white shirt underneath. Fans screamed at the sight, though. Ted wiggled his eyebrows and walked in a very exaggerated way until they met in the middle of the stage. Bill kicked up his foot like a girl in a cheesy romantic movie, and Ted swooned in a dramatic fashion.

Both boys aggressively stroked the others hair, mocking the dramatic scions of actors on tv.
Bill swung a leg around Ted.
They then moved close to each others faces, and Bill raised the mic to his mouth.
"Right now." He stated. Fans screamed deafeningly, but the kiss never happened.

Bill instead licked his entire palm and slapped Ted across the face with it. Ted fell down in a comedic way, and when he got up, they bowed. Fans were howling with laughter, and even Derek started chuckling. The boys returned to their respective seats.

Questions were asked about the backstories of songs, how they got inspired for the band, Ted got asked about how Deacon was doing... It was going surprisingly well for a Wyld Stallyns interview.

"Bill, Ted, will you two pose like it's an awkward family photo?" A fan asked. The fan held up a camera. The boys called over Derek.
Bill sat down on Ted's lap with his hands folded, staring blankly at the camera. Ted straightened his back, parted his hair, and crossed his arms, careful to not knock Bill over. Derek stood behind them, a hand on each of their shoulders, and stared awkwardly into the distance. Everyone took their pictures.

It was the next fan's turn, and Bill went to get up!
"Wait, don't get up yet!"
Bill sat. "How long you want me here?" He asked innocently.
"Forever, it's really cute,"
"Forever? Okay dude," he shifted and got comfortable. The crowd laughed. Ted groaned and tried to push him off.
"Cmon dude, you're heavy!"
"You like it," Bill teased.
"Yeah," Ted egged him on, biting his lip in a comedic fashion.
"Get a room, boys," someone in the audience shouted.

"We've got a room, you guys leave!" Bill shouted. Everyone laughed.
"What's your question, babe?" Ted finally redirected the topic to the fan.
"If you could do a show in any city that you haven't yet, where would you go?"

The questions kept coming, and Bill never moved.
"Derek!" He shouted one time, "Bring me some water, dude!"
"The pitcher is right there, William!" Derek complained.
"Yeah but I was told not to move."
He then instructed Derek to feed him and Ted pretzels, because if he or Ted let go, they'd fall.
Really it was just to annoy Derek.

And for the fans, of course.
Always for the fans.

Authors Note: I like Derek. I'm keeping him. I just felt like making this little one shot about how horrible these guys would be in interviews. XD Thoughts? Opinions? Requests? Leave 'em below, dudes! Party on! \m/