For jackspadicy2
Paul decided it to call everyone into the living room for a puppet show... what we didn't know was that it would be full of roasting. What should we have expected, this is Paul we are talking about! To be honest I've had a crush on Paul since I got to know him, sure at first he was loud and obnoxious but he was so much more when I got to know him. He was kind and funny and well full of Friendship.
The other houseguests Victor, Nicole, Corey, Paulie, Michelle, James and Natalie sat on the couch and floor as Paul ducked behind the other couch and started the "show".
"Statistically speaking Victor won half of the competitions in this game so, if y'all want to just hand him the five hundred thousand dollars go ahead! Okay? Also, Paulie you're a piece of shit! Nicole? A fucking snake! Corey? Fuck you! And Bridgette? You're evicted from the Big Brother house." Paul took the eagle down off the top of the couch and was most likely contemplating who to roast next. Paul finally put the eagle back on the couch. I don't know how Paul did it but he made roasting the houseguests look so easy.
Paul started moving Baldwin's wing around, "Honestly... Corey- fuck I blew it." Paul drew the eagle back down and decided to pick on Paulie instead. "Look loyalty runs in our families blood ok? Cody took Derrek to the end! He knew he wasn't going to win but it's loyalty. Listen, Cody is a stud ok? Cody stud. Absolute stud and I'm hear to tell everybody Cody is a stud. Loyalty and the boys and Cody is a stud. Zakiyah? Like you know... Cody is a stud. I'm sorry you had to go." I heard Paul's giggles that made me love being alive. Paul's laughter increased behind the couch as Paulie said, "I mean the kid's a fucking stud."
Paul put the eagle in its place and began again, "Alright. Who has ever been to Berlin? Okay, so this one time when I was in Berlin and I walked into a thirty- oh you heard that story? Okay, in high school I was the biggest dickhead. Oh, you already knew I'm a dickhead? Friendship, friendship, I'm just going to say the word friendship around this entire house hopefully nobodies on to my shit. I'm going to mask it by saying the word friendship all the time. Oh I was a pawn for three weeks. Oh that's funny more like a backup plan because I'm an asshole. Jozea's minion I get it, I fucking get it." We were still laughing and carrying on as Paul thought of his next target. My belly and sides started to hurt from all of this laughter but I needed to hear more.
"Cooreeey," Paul said exaggerating Nicole. Paul carried on in a soft voice, "Honestly guys it's fricken crazy, fricken - my hand fell off shit." Paul had to fix the pole that was making the eagles wing move. "I don't even fricken care okay? Oh my god, thank you America for keeping me safe! Super safe this is fricken amazing! Fricken... Cooreeeyyy stooop! I'm going to open up this really cute little coffee shop, I just don't even... Coooreeeyy."
"Jaaamesie! Stop, oh my god you guys are so meann. I wanna hit the pink balloon. Can't hit any other fucking balloon but I wanna hit the pink one. Can I get a pink one? Guys do you have a pink one of this? Can I get a pink one of this? The pink one- I just wanna win a comp. Guys it hurts so bad up here but I just wanna win a comp. Hey Vic, fall... fall, fall."
"And last but certainly not last y/n, stop Paul I'm ticklish... stoooop, I'm gonna get you back Paul... 007 more like clumsy 07, although you have had your couple of successes where you use your mind to get me back..." I start laughing harder then before because it's all true and I hope he continues "Y/n is kinda one of the boys when you think about it, she burps really loud, like I always wonder whether Aliens are about to take over the world but hear her belch and decide nah these people are so fucking gross. Pauuuull stop chasing me. Paaauul I can't run and keep my boobs in place at the same time... Paul leave me alone, y/n do you really think that you can hide in the bathroom stall forever?" Soon Victor fell of the couch laughing followed by Paulie, then Meech, then Corey and Nicole, Natalie and James being on the floor already just fell backwards. With the couch to myself now I fell and was laying on the couch now. Paul stood up with Baldwin the Eagle and looked at me.
"And that's why I love you y/n... Your ticklish and when I stop tickling you you always try to get me back in any way possible, whether it's sneaking up on me or pretending I hurt you somehow. Your clumsy and when I chase you sometimes I love how you will accidentally trip over the couch but then act like you have just won the super bowl, until of course I start to tickle you!" As he was saying this stuff he put Baldwin on the floor and was walking towards me slowly... all laughter has died down and the rest of the Houseguests start to dart their eyes from Paul to me continuously looking like they just saw a baby kitten or puppy. "I love it when you belch loud competing with the guys. I love it because you are not afraid to show that side of yourself and quite frankly I find that when your being yourself your even more beautiful and sexy. I love how you know you can't hide in the bathroom forever but you still try to hide there because it's the only place you really can hide..."
At this point Paul is standing next to the couch and he holds his hand out to me. I take his hand and he pulls me off the couch and in front of the others. "Y/n l/n will you be my girlfriend?" The others awwwed as they looked at me waiting "Of course I will Paul Abrahamian" Everyone else started chanting "Kiss, kiss, kiss..." and I grabbed Paul's face acting like I was gonna kiss him. At he last moment I told him "If you want this kiss your gonna have to work for it" and I bolted off to the bedrooms and jump past Paul as he tried to grab me, I ran back towards the living room and turned around watching Paul chase me. I trip over the couch and landed on the floor. I quickly got up and threw my fists into the air as everyone else started to clap and cheer, they all quickly got up and ran from me. When I turned around Paul tackled me to the ground and pinned me there "Did I earn that kiss?" "Well-" I started but was quickly interrupted by Paul pressing his lips against mine. I kissed him back and our lips started to move as one and we finally broke for air. Everyone started awwwing and Paul and I looked at them to see James was the only one not awwwing. "Get a room you two" James said laughing. Paul stood up pulling me up with him. Paul picked me up bridal style and carried me to a room. We started to kiss more making the most of the time we would have alone.

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Thank you so much for reading this! This is my first time writing one of these sorts of things so I hope it isn't bad!