TW: Fluff/Humor, Sexual Jokes

"Can I interest you in some of my compost?"

"What?" Xephos turned from his panting to glance at Sjin, who was smirking. "I honestly have no idea what you're talking about."

Sjin winked. "Are you a chicken farmer? Because you're sure raising my cock."

"No, I primarily work with seeds- Ew Sjin that's disgusting." Xephos rolled his eyes.

The farmer laughed. "You mean hot, right?"

"No, I mean disgusting."

"Well, if you were a pea, I'd gladly shell you on my back porch."

Xephos sighed. "Well I'm not a pea, so you can't."

"Wow, you're hard to crack." Sjin chuckled. "You know, you don't look so baaaaad there, standing with all those sheep."

Dropping what he was doing, he turned to give Sjin a glare. "That was bad and you should feel bad, Sjin. I'm not even standing with any sheep."

"Xephos! You're making this really hard for me!" Sjin whined before he paused, thinking about his choice of words.

"That wasn't another one, was it?"

"It wasn't supposed to be, but I'll take it." Sjin winked. "I hope you realize you're easy on the eyes, but hard for my erection."

"I don't even think you tried with that one."

Sjin sighed. "You're impossible, you know that?"

"Not nearly as impossible as you are." Xephos rolled his eyes and exited the fenced area, flinging a hoe over his shoulder.

"Hey wait," Sjin started. "Where are you going?"

"I'm going to get some work done, because you're not doing it."

"Wait up!" Jumping down from the fence, he rushed to catch up with Xephos. "I'm sorry, okay? I only know how to use crappy pickup lines with people I like." Sjin smiled sheepishly. "It normally works so I never learned how to properly tell someone I like them."

Xephos rolled his eyes and turned around, smiling softly. "If you wanted to tell me you liked me so bad, you could have just said so."

"Really?"

"Yes, really." Xephos laughed. "I mean, I do appreciate the-" He never got to finish his sentence, as Sjin grabbed his face. "What are you-"

Without waiting for Xephos to finish his sentence, Sjin leaned in, giving him a short, sweet kiss. "Is that straightforward enough for you?" When Xephos simply nodded, Sjin smirked. "Good. Now let's get back to work, and maybe later, you can come into my-"

"I swear to Notch, if you use another pickup like I'll-"

"All right, all right." Sjin laughed. "No more pick-up lines."

Credit to xyrnystheenderqueen on tumblr