Congrats. You've now officially made it through the first sentence of my seemingly abundant drivel. Big whoop and lots of gold stars. Hey. I'm Sarah and in case you haven't noticed or you skipped the description, I am a despicable human being, who wants to unload some of her mental shrapnel before someone pushes too hard and she explodes. The less I have to yell about the smaller the explosion right. That is the theory anyway, aptly named the Sarah Duffy theory. As I said drivel. (this is further explained in not intro)

 Congrats again. You made it through the first barrage of nonsense that I deal with everyday.