You are Y/n L/n, and You are A Saiyan who Lives on earth. You grew up in the wilderness going out on Adventures to find the dragon balls across the world fighting off the Red Ribbon Army, Defeating Demons, and even Sending rabbits to the Moon! During you're adventures you had met two girls who Pined after your Affections!

One of them was the Princess Chichi, Daughter of the Ox-King who being A Wide-eyed little girl when you first met, she was amazed by your tail and your Nimbus and everything, and she made you promise that you would get Engaged someday but you were so stupid you didn't know what Being engaged meant so you thought it meant food!

The other girl you meet later in Life in your Teen years was An Android named Android 18 or Just Lazuli, and she was A Woman who got kidnapped and experimented on by A Mad red ribbon scientist who she later Killed in cold blood as Revenge!

You met up with Both Girls at your Last Tournament and they had both been getting Catfight's ever since but they were never as Hot as you think they were with Chichi no Longer being the wide-eyed little girl you knew and she was now A Stubborn and short-tempered woman who was yelling at, and 18 was just trying not to lose her cool and Snap Chichi's neck!

This Leads to now where you were caught in the middle of Another one of their fights!

Chichi: "... And You have no idea how to even be A Housewife!! I can take better care of him than you ever can!!"

18: "Like you can even Take care of him. You would just yell at him, and probably force him to do something."

Chichi: "What!? How dare you say something like that!! I swear if I could wrap my hands round your neck I would strangle you!!"

18: "I wish I could say the same thing."

Y/n: "Girls Please stop... This is Not Helping..."

Chichi/18: "Mind your own damn business!"

They continued to argue as you tried to use your Powers to knock them out since you're A Really Nice guy and you hate to even touch women! Hell, you have no idea how Women work in General or what is even the difference between Women and Men! 

But this was Finally enough for you and you decided to break the fight up!

Y/n: "OKAY THAT IS ENOUGH YOU TWO! THIS IS SHIT! THIS IS ALL GOING TO SHIT! CALM THE FUCK DOWN PLEASE! Thank you for Listening. Look if you two both want me so badly why don't you Just Hold A Contest that would be Fair the both of you since Chichi is Human and Lazuli is A Goddamn Cyborg!"

Chichi: "Well what's it gonna be then?"

18: "And it better be good."

You were then stunned! You had No idea what to do, as you never thought that this was going to go that far! You Began to think of A Challenge that could be done by both of them and could apply to them being your wife... Until your thoughts wandered on to food as per usual!

Y/n: "Eh, I could really use some Rice right now."

Chichi: "Aha! That's our Challenge then!"

Y/n: "Huh? What did I say?"

18: "So What? I can easily beat you though."

Y/n: "What did I say?"

Chichi: "I swear I will win his heart first!"

They both then ran (Or in 18's case Flew off) In Opposite directions and you were left confused!

Y/n: "What the hell did I say!?"

1 Day Later!

Chichi and 18 were now both on A Quest to Make the best Bento Box ever for you to win your heart and they were both cooking and Trying their own Food as reference Material to make sure it is the best thing ever, and the effects were already showing on their Waistline's but they still trudged on to win your love!

With Chichi...

Chichi: "Nom! Nom! Nom! Nom! This is really good but simply not Good enough! I need to make 20, No 50 times as Much Reference Material and then it will be Perfect!"

She then went into the kitchen to make even more as we then cut to 18's Home as she was making some herself...

With 18...

18: "Nom, Nom, Nom, Nom! Ugh, I'm getting so full already but... I can't give up! I won't let that Bitch take my Man! I need to cook and Try far more to try and Make it perfect! I just have to win! I can't lose!"

 1 Week Later!

We then cut to your house in the wee hours of the morning and you were sleeping peacefully until the ground started to shake and you fell out of your bed but this was per usual for you because Of The usual earthquakes and rockslides!

Y/n: "Huh? Another Earthquake?"

Just then there was A Knocking at the door and you got dressed up in your Gi before you ran to the door to open it!

Y/n: "Hello there... How are you doing today... Zzzz...?"

You then Immeaditly woke up to see who it was and You were both shocked and somewhat Aroused by what you Just saw as it was Chichi and 18 but they were now much Bigger and Wider now! Especially for Chichi!

18: "Hello Darling we made you our Bento Boxes~"

Chichi: "We really hope you like them and say that mine is clearly Better~ I didn't waste my perfect figure on this for nothing Darling~"

You then realized what you said, and you realized what Happened so you invited the both of them and to take A Seat and they both Broke the door, and destroyed some chairs but you could fix it because you were quite handy and they both handed you their beautiful and huge bento Boxes and they were filled with Lots of sushi, and rice, and other delicious food and you drooled at the smell of it!

You then Proceeded to Gobble it all down like A Fat boy in a Golden corral and Both women leaned in with smiles on their faces as Chichi asked the question!

Chichi: "So What do you think?

Y/n: "They're both Just amazing!"

18: "But who won?"

Y/n: "Uh... I say it's A Tie! I can't decide which one is better, to be honest!"

Both women basically stared at you for A Moment before they both Face Faulted to the ground and you continued eating it when they got up and they realized something!

18: "So Wait? Does that mean we're both his Wives?"

Chichi: "I think so!"

They both then cheered and Hugged you smushing your head between their Bellies and you Just continued eating and smiled!

Y/n: "Aww, Hugs are nice. Nom, Nom, Nom!"

Chichi/18: "We love you too much!"

They then Both kissed on the cheeks and you Blushed!

Y/n: "I'm not too sure what's going on but Okay!"