You are Y/n L/n and You are the 5-Year-old child off for his 1st day of school, But one thing was Off. You were Technically Half-Witch, as you were the Child of the Witch Bayonetta who was Described by Many to be A Smoking hot Badass who can make both men and women tremble in A Mix of Fear and Sexual Exciting!

But you just knew her as Mom! and Now she was dropping you off at school for your first day and since you were somekind of Momma's boy you didn't wanna leave her behind because you never really spent so much time away from her and Now you didn't wanna leave her!

Y/n: "M-Mommy, Please don't leave me... I-I'll miss you, Mommy... Please don't leave me...!"

You're mother just smiled bending down to your level as she began to pet her Your head smiling! Considering Your Mother was one of the Hottest women most men had ever seen, and considering what she was wearing, she was getting A Lot of stares from Single Men, and even A Few Married ones despite their Wives anger/Annoyance!

Bayonetta would usually be Hitting/Flirting with any man she ever met, but all she cared about right now was you, Which helped prove how amazing of A Mother she was!

Bayonetta: "Now, Dear I promise you that I'll be here when you get back perfectly okay. You understand Honey?"

Y/n: "Y-Yes, Mommy..."

Bayonetta: "Good. I'll see you after school."

She then Kissed you on the forehead before you walked A Few feet into the school constantly turning your head back to make sure she was still standing there before the doors closed behind you!

Bayonetta then soon left and Used her Teleportation Magic to take her to the middle of town to do some grocery shopping for the both of you, and Just before she can do so She heard some Loud explosions in the distance and sighed while drooping her head and Shoulder immediately!

Bayonetta: "Seriously... Not today of all days... I'm nervous enough with my sweet baby boy in school for the first time but Please not today..."

She then Grabbed her Pistols and ran outside to see A Demon Woman covered in Dessert armor, marching into the City with her Hundreds of Biscuit soldiers and Bayonetta then sighed while shaking her head Knowing exactly who this was!

Bayonetta: "Good Morning, Sweet Tooth, You got something new cooking up?"

Sweet tooth: "Bayonetta!? Goddamnit! Why must you always show up when I have A Good New Plan in Place! You know what? NO! I'm not Losing this time! So meet the Biscuit soldiers! I had made them in the fiery pits of hell, and are so strong you can't even break them!"

Bayonetta: "WE'LL SEE ABOUT THAT!!"

She then Throws out her Pistols and fired A Bunch of Bullets at them but they did absolutely nothing!

Bayonetta: "Um... I STILL GOT MORE!"

She then Fired some Magical blasts and swung her sword, Hammer, and even more weapons around but they still did nothing and she sweatdropped as she realized she had Nothing!

Sweet Tooth: "HAHAHAHA! YOU FOOL, YOU CAN'T DESTROY MY BISCUIT SOLDIERS! NOTHING CAN!"

Bayonetta then began to think to herself as she got worried!

Bayonetta: 'Oh No! I got nothing! Nothing at all! But I Promised Y/n that I would... My baby Boy. MY BABY BOY! I CAN'T HIM DOWN!! I still got one more trick up my sleeve but It's probably gonna suck but... I have to protect my Little Y/n!'

Then just out of know where she Tackles A Biscuit soldier to the ground and began tearing into it with her mouth much to Sweet Tooth's Horror as she began digging in!

Sweet Tooth: "WHAT THE HELL!? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO MY BISCUIT SOLDIER!?"

 Bayonetta then continued Eating into the Soldier until not even A Crumb was left and the Witch was Left with A Small Potbelly, and A Big sparkle in her eyes as she came to realized something!

Bayonetta: 'I-I-it's so... DELICIOUS! I can't believe something made by such A Demon Bitch is so Good! Maybe this won't be as Bad As I thought!' "Alright, Boys!! It's Dinner time!!!"

The Biscuit soldiers then began to scatter as she began to eat them off one by one much to the Dessert Demon queens horror and Bayonetta scarfed them up one by One each one continually adding to her own weight as they were giant sugar-filled Pastry soldiers, and she continued eating and eating, and just won't stop until she ate all of the (Over 100) Biscuit soldiers and she stood there rubbing her Massive Belly as she just got out of her Sugar filled Haze and smiled!

Bayonetta: "Oh Dear, I must say even that I'm so Full, They were so good, I wonder if you would ever mind making me A second batch some time..."

Sweet tooth: "WHAT!? WHAT THE FUCK!? FUCK THIS! I'M OUTTA HERE!!"

She then Ran off but Bayonetta tiredly used what little strength she had left in her arms, and she casted A Spell that Teleported herself above the Dessert Demon and she used her Massive Bulk to fall right on top of her Crushing her!

Bayonetta then took A Look at her now bog and Plush Body and sighed realizing what Happened to her!

Bayonetta: "I knew this will Happened but... I had to Protect my baby Boy no Matter what...! Might as well, get everything done before he gets out of school, Oh! And this demon sent back to hell!"

Sweet Tooth: "...!"

Later, After School...

School had Let out, and You had an amazing day, You made new Friends, You Had snacks, and You had even made A Few drawings of your Mom brutally killing A Few demons... That may need to be talked about in A parent Teacher conference... but anyway, you walked out of the school and you were A Mixed of shocked and amazed seeing your mother being around 50 Times the woman she used to be so you ran up to her and Hugged her belly making her Blush!

Y/n: "Woah, Mommy You're so Big and Soft, And cuddly! Like one of those Giant Teddy Bears! You're The Best Mommy ever!"

Bayonetta: "O-Oh, Thank you so Much, Honey... Uh, I don't feel too well..."

Y/n: "You sick Mommy?"

Bayonetta: "No, Mommy, Just ate A Little too Much..."

Y/n: "Can We go home then? I'll promise to give you some Great Belly rubs so that Way you can feel much, Much, Better!"

Bayonetta then smiled as she held you close to her chest, and she kissed you on the forehead and began coddling you, as she then spoke!

Bayonetta: "You are my Sunshine, and will always be Y/n Darling~ Let's go home."

Y/n: "Yaaaawwwwwn, Yes Mommy..."

You then headed home as Bayonetta smiled knowing she definitely did something right when raising you and you might grow up into A Fine young Gentleman but for now you were her little baby boy and nothing will ever change that!

One-Shot End!

A/N: Might be A Part 2 in the Future!