....

Next morning :

Pov -

Sab log tayyar hoke neeche aa chuke the except humari y/n....

Ishita : y/n kaha h.. Jaldiii aaanaaa

Tae : babe itni volume se chillaogi to y/n kya koi bhi nhi sun payega! Ruko..

Tae : OYE Y/N KAHA MAR RHI HAI JALDIII AAANAAA!!!!!

Tae said while screaming his lungs out....

Y/n : aayi,

Y/n ne upar se seedhio ki taraf bhaagte waqt chillaya..

Hobi : y/n bhaag mat gir jayegi..

Y/n ye nhi sunti or seedhio ki taraf bhaagte hue aari hoti h...

Jimin, Tae, jk : * together * 3,2,1-

* thud
* thud
* thud
(×4 )

Hobi : dekh bola tha na gir jayegi.

Jk : * haste hue * lag gyi kya? 😂

Y/n: nhi bhenchod bohot maza Aya! Waqt hota to dubara jaake girti!

Jk : main to bas-

Y/n : saale akal ke andhe! Yaha meri gaand tut gyi or tu puch raha hai.. LAg gYi KyA?

Hobi : acha acha meri jwalamukhi shaant late hore h...chalte hai..

Jk y/n ko uthne me madad karta h or Sab log badhte h car ki taraf....

Time skip -

In car *

jimin ne bola...

Yaar aise maza nhi Ara.. Bore hora hu!

Suga : to tezab mein muh dho le jaake..

Jimin : 🙄

Kimmi : abbe chutiye patthe gaane chala na...

Jimin : gaane chalenge to bts ke chalenge!

* everyone agrees*

( imagine James cordon as Jin)

Hobi : woooo next konsa?

         
* plays *

Daechwita
Ddaeng
Run bts
Airplane pt2
Cypher pt3

?? Pov -

?? : ye car itni hil kahe rhi h be?

?? : patanhi sir lagta h nashedi h...

?? : chal bete aaj to chalan kaatenge!

Police stops the car at highway...

Jin : yes sir?

Police 1 : what is matter? Bro?

(The police man tried to speak English to look high class)

Jin : Matter is a substance made up of various types of particles that occupies physical space and has inertia. According to the principles of modern physics-

Police 2 : are o bhai masla pooch rhe h...

Rm : konsa masla?

Police 1 : are bhaisahab gaadi itni hil kyu rhi thi?

Jin : peeche dekhiye...

Police1 : kya?

Jin : ye Jo peeche jaanwar baithe h na.. Vo gaane chala ke kood rhe the... Anything else?

Police 2 : chhod do Sahib.. Lagta h peeche waale bacchon ko pagal khaane leja rage h bichaare...

* they left *

Finally they entered inside the village...

Jin : guys aagaye..

* he said while looking at the board which says... *

{Welcome to Rajgarh, Alwar}

And after some time they finally reached at y/n's house...

Y/n ki mummy ne aake darwaza khola...

Everyone : aunty Namaste

Sab log andar aaye or aunty ne dikhaaya sabko kamra..

Room arrangements are same-

Shanta aunty : baccho fresh hoke neeche aa Jana.. Main jaati hu khana banane...

Everyone said yes... And got inside the bathroom to freshen up....

Meanwhile in jimin and kimmi's room..

Kimmi : huh.. Thak gyi! Main  jaari hu shower lene....

Jimin : oh hello.. Thaka Hua main bhi hu
Main pehle jaunga!

Kimmi : ladies first!

Jimin! Ye dialogue na 2015 me mar gya tha tu kyu jinda h?

Kimmi : na tera na Mera! Stone paper decide karega!

They started...

* same

* same
* same...

{ awkward silence }

....... *Insects chirping* ......

Jimin stands up....

Jimin : kimmi... Sun....

Kimmi : bhaunk..

Jimin : mere ko lagri h potty... TO TU JAA GAAND MARANE MAIN JAUNGA !!!!!!

Itna bol ke jimin bhaaga bathroom ki taraf or darwaza lock kar diya...

Kimmi : saale jimin kutte chadarmod!!!!!