(Here's the first II one lol))

Knife: Alright... So if you have 5 apples and OJ comes and takes 3. How many do you have?

Mic: 2

Taco: 5

Knife: *Sighhh* Okay Taco, OJ comes and takes them BY FORCE. How many do you have?

Taco: *Pulls out her gun* 5 and a corpse.