this dare is kinda stupid but ok
Me: GB? SB?
Me: you are now not allowed to hurt each other, you both have powers for this chapter including invincibility. Also, everyone else including the hosts has 24 hours to catch you two!
GB: WHAT? Did they not forget we both got stupidly grounded? BY YOU?
Me: nope, they might have not thought about it. But you're still grounded to your specific spots and the room.
GB: this is so stupid!
Me: it might be, but you have to do it.
SB: nooooooooooooo! I can't go hiking again! I havnt been able to do that since BFDI!
GB: now you know what it feels like to be interrupted!
Me: I don't usually give up on stuff this easily but there's no way in a million years you two will ever sincerely say something nice to one another.
Me: k so START!
Me: time to start running like leafy in BFDIA1!
GB: we weren't in that search until gelatin pushed me off puffball and snowball still wasn't there!
GB: *flying cuz she can from two previous experiences of flying*
SB: *teleporting instead of running*
GB: (well I can only go to my underground factory I guess, the room is too small for me to run at all.)
Me: this is a kinda boring chase..
SB: *yoinks GB's nonexistant arm*
GB: hey!
SB: *teleports with GB to the peak of yoyle mountain*
GB: were- I'm not allowed here!
SB: listen here I don't listen to the rules.
GB: DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW GROUNDING WORKS??
SB: YOU LISTEN TO THIS WEIRD WIMPY VOICE???
Me: IM NOT A WIMP! (I can be extremely weird though)
GB: IT. WAS. A. DARE!!!
Me: (who's gonna tell her...?)
There they are!
GB: how did they get up here so fast????
GB: since we have to help each other im going arial. *Somehow carries SB as well*
Me: I'm glad this isn't visual, that would've looked cursed.
*Insert random arial chasing montage*
GB: How are we even doing this? It isn't realistic.
Me: you think I'm realistic?
GB: no.
Me: then you're right!
GB: teleport to my underground factory!
SB: no!
GB: do it, SB!
SB: FINE!
GB: ok now we could hide in this section, and if they manage to break in you can teleport us somewhere else.
...
Me: there's only five hours left and GB fell asleep.
Loser: what about her underground factory?
Loser, you're a genius!
SB: pfft, only wimps sleep during competition!
GB: I'm not a wimp!
I think they're in here!
GB: well I guess that's your cue!
SB: fine!
Me: this is very weird and bad.
...
GB: how am I not getting tired after flying for three and a half hours??
Me: because. Plus, you only have one and a half hours left.
GB: why are you time skipping so much?
Me: because I have no ideas.
GB: what does that have to do with anything, ever?
Me: you'll never understand that.
GB: yes I will!
Me: you really won't.
*An hour of arguing later*
GB: you have no proof that I could never understand why my in real life actions would have anything to have to do with your ideas.
Me: fine! I'm writing this entire argument, if I don't know what to write next then nothing happens, and since I'm writing this as if it were a reality it is reality to you.
GB: ok.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-
*just got zapped by lightning*
SB: WHY CANT YOU JUST ZAP MEEEEEEE??!?!??!??!??
Me: ok lightning gotcha!
Me: also you two aren't grounded anymore
GB: MAKE A FULLY PUNCTUATED SENTENCE FOR ONCE!
Me: This good?
GB: Yes.
This was horrible sorry!
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