another dare for GB and an ask

CDandYinyang: so how does it feel to get your first dare?
For me, really happy! I like writing but I have bad ideas all the time
Ok now for GB's second dare

Me: Hello GB
GB: You again! I'm prepared. TB and I decided to make a (insert random protection or thing GB would make) in case you showed up again. Seems we were correct. Also you didn't add any ending to your sentence!
Me: how do you see that??
GB: Grammatical Police Department.
Me: that doesn't answer my question-
Me: ok well your dare is to-
GB: me again?? There are the other sixty-three contestants to dare AND the hosts!
Me: GB you're wasting time.
GB: no, you are for writing this conversation!
Me: STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL
GB: NO! AND I TOLD YOU TO USE COMPLETED SENTENCES!

*After getting a stubborn golfball to give in*

Okay so I have to sit still with cardboard cut-outs of me and everyone has to guess who is the real me.
Me: yeah, except for TB, he knows you too well.
GB: good luck convincing everyone.
Me: shush!

*After making the cardboard cut-outs*

Bracelety: Is this a game?
Grassy: Grassy likes games!
Blocky: why do we have to do this again?
Eraser: I dunno.
Pen(Ben): ok guys let's just-
GB(in mind): why is it always when I'm Doing something in my factory...
Me: I dunno
Marker: *eats sum dirt*
Pencil: this is so dumb, we have to do stuff in the alliance!
Match: I like, know right? Plus why would there be like, cardboard cut-outs of bossy-bot golfball? (Ik match doesn't use that nickname on GB but I wanted to use itt)
GB(still in mind): how long will it take until theese idiots to finally find me?
Me: long until I write someone finds you:
GB(in mind): well then do it!

Coiny: I know!
*Le deep breath*
...
GB, TB SITTIN' IN A TREE! K I S S I N G!!
GB: COINY! I ONLY LIKE TB IN A PLATONIC WAY!(maybe) NOW SHUT YOUR STUPID MOUTH AND-
Coiny: got 'em!

GB: If I could pysically interact with you I would shoot you into oblivion with TB's trebuchet.
Me: not my fault.
GB: I swear if I have to be dared again I will literally go insane.
Me: ooooooooooooo this is Wattpad, be careful!
GB: shut it, leave me alone and let me back into my underground factory!
Me: ok Bye!!

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